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[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[underwhelms]

that's your body????
it's... hard to tell

[defenses]

eh!?

it's the same as yours??

[ ... ]

wait!!
let me take another one

[defenses]

[ why is he trying to prove.... this point that's not even a point??



after 4-5 solid minutes. he sends another one.
holding the pie ..... lifting the pie?? flexing with the pie?? i hate this. ]

[underwhelms]

[ what is this? what is this person trying to do? ]

ok you have a nice body
are you trying to lure me?
because if it's for pie then good!!
but if it's for sex then no

1/2

[defenses]

[ nice body????


percival never pays him compliments??? what is this?? ]

with the right training, this much is easy
but
are you feeling okay, per

[ or so he's about to send, but: ]

2/??

[defenses]

[ s


SEX!?!?!?!? ]

[defenses]

what

[defenses]

eh!!?

[defenses]

percy!!!!!!
i think someone stole your info!!!

[ but what does sending this to the same ... device do.

nothing. nothing was accomplished in this moment. ]

[underwhelms]

[ . . . ]

huh? who's percy? [ even though... he actually knows percy?? he just doesn't make the connection yet, this is all so bizarre ]
i'm jj and i didn't steal anything
maybe someone else stole MY information

1/2

[defenses]

percy is percy!! percival??

pa [ san? ]

[defenses]

jj?
uwah someone warned me of identity theft before
but i didn't realize it actually happens, huh??


poor jj
poor percy

[underwhelms]

i don't think this is identity theft
or is it???

[ Okay, looking at the conversation now, he's pretty sure he can guess what exactly is going on.

. . .

Not that he's going to explain it to Vane, because it's kind of funny to watch him jump to wild conclusions. ]