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underwhelms) wrote2017-07-02 12:05 pm
underwhelms) wrote2017-07-02 12:05 pm
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✨👑KING JJ👑✨
✨👑KING JJ👑✨
since none of us are ever going to top level; after the descent
strictdiscipline
2017-07-16 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ Nothing like traumatic VR experiences to bring people closer together! They aren't exactly friends per se, but JJ's left enough of an impression on her that she thinks to contact him once most of the chaos has blown over for the night. ]
How are you? Did you manage to get a tent set up?
How are you? Did you manage to get a tent set up?
riza?
oh god riza
[ Get ready for a retelling of the entire event, Riza. ]
i just woke up in that pod and
i had not idea what was going to happen
i just started praying
AND THEN THERE WAS A FIRE
but nothing exploded
i don't even know how to explain to you
but there are so many people here that look normal
but aren't normal
which is great
but i am normal
i mean i'm not normal but in terms of superpowers yknow
and it's so hard because it's like the vr room
but the simulation never ends
im just so tired
like more tired than i've ever been after practice
riza
yeah i got a tent set up
haha i went camping so often as a kid
but this place has nothing on algonquin
you don't think there are actually monsters here do you?
oh god riza
[ Get ready for a retelling of the entire event, Riza. ]
i just woke up in that pod and
i had not idea what was going to happen
i just started praying
AND THEN THERE WAS A FIRE
but nothing exploded
i don't even know how to explain to you
but there are so many people here that look normal
but aren't normal
which is great
but i am normal
i mean i'm not normal but in terms of superpowers yknow
and it's so hard because it's like the vr room
but the simulation never ends
im just so tired
like more tired than i've ever been after practice
riza
yeah i got a tent set up
haha i went camping so often as a kid
but this place has nothing on algonquin
you don't think there are actually monsters here do you?
[ it's not like siegfried has any idea how to use a device at this point. but either way, some morning jj will find this on his doorstep, perhaps with a red bow and a note attached to it. the shopkeeper insisted the bow was important. of course, this also means siegfried is back to being totally broke again but it was For A Good Cause. ]
For the lovable celebrity.
Use protection.
[ you never know what's out there, man... there's really nothing that identifies who even left this here, but it should be pretty obvious. ]
Use protection.
[ you never know what's out there, man... there's really nothing that identifies who even left this here, but it should be pretty obvious. ]
ohy mgod
yuseke
what's going in??
ithought it was an event but
peopel are pancikging!!
yuseke
what's going in??
ithought it was an event but
peopel are pancikging!!
every time i marvel at the fact that the phone image is still jj's tramp stamp and butt
strictdiscipline
2017-10-03 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She's a soldier, which means she worries about her compatriots, but she's also the unofficial mom at most functions, and it's the mom side of her that has her firing off quick messages to those she knows at sporadic intervals, making sure that no one's gotten sick or hurt in the ensuing chaos of the bomb.
Of course, her attentions are first and foremost towards cleanup duty, so it's a day after that she gets around to contacting JJ. ]
JJ, are you alright?
Of course, her attentions are first and foremost towards cleanup duty, so it's a day after that she gets around to contacting JJ. ]
JJ, are you alright?
[ Riza might've been better off skipping this particular contact, because JJ is not interested in the least in putting on a brave face. ]
no
feels like gonna die
head hurts
not sure if doctor is free
no
feels like gonna die
head hurts
not sure if doctor is free
not all of us have a legion of art to choose from.......
underwhelms
- 2017-10-03 17:50 (UTC) - Expand[Keith has approximately four friends, not including other paladins, on any given day. When the explosion hits the marketplace, it'd be easy for him to quickly check in on all four people. Except that he's gotta overreact (debatable)/lose his shit, fling himself into danger and forcibly require some downtime before it occurs to him to check on people aside from the obvious.
Like, his pals from these parts.]
are you ok?
[It's like he already knows.]
Like, his pals from these parts.]
are you ok?
[It's like he already knows.]
keith?
no
feels like dying
no one to give me soup
did you hear about the boom?
no
feels like dying
no one to give me soup
did you hear about the boom?
[ clair...... ]
Hey, Clair. [ He's sad. :( ] Yeah, I had some guys help me out. But I don't know if you heard... I'm oozing blood now.
[ It's gross. ]
Hey, Clair. [ He's sad. :( ] Yeah, I had some guys help me out. But I don't know if you heard... I'm oozing blood now.
[ It's gross. ]
[Just like he promised, Slaine's been trying to take pictures more often. It's only now that he's gotten up the courage to send one to JJ. What he gets is a picture of a cute little bat in a tree.]
It's cute, isn't it?
It's cute, isn't it?
[ A bat... That's interesting. ]
slaine!!
that's a cute picture!
is that a bat?
it's so small i'm surprised you noticed it
your pet?
slaine!!
that's a cute picture!
is that a bat?
it's so small i'm surprised you noticed it
your pet?
?????
did you just rate me?
ok!!
[ Whatever, he's not about to waste this rare opportunity of praise. Even if Slaine has never so much as complimented him before aside from commenting that he seems to be fairly fit.
So attached is another selfie, this one is indoors, and while JJ is shirtless again, he's not as sweaty. His pants are also untied, loose over his hips because he's a slut. ]
did you just rate me?
ok!!
[ Whatever, he's not about to waste this rare opportunity of praise. Even if Slaine has never so much as complimented him before aside from commenting that he seems to be fairly fit.
So attached is another selfie, this one is indoors, and while JJ is shirtless again, he's not as sweaty. His pants are also untied, loose over his hips because he's a slut. ]
[ Doesn't even hesitate. ]
i like them not too sweet with a nice flaky crust
gotta use cinnamon and nutmeg
and the apples can't be cut too big
i like them not too sweet with a nice flaky crust
gotta use cinnamon and nutmeg
and the apples can't be cut too big
[ A basket of treats, just for him?! Unfortunately, JJ hasn't quite made the connection between the gift and the Secret Storm program, so he's just going to assume that he has an anonymous admirer, who just happens to know specific details about him.
But what perfect timing, he can use these to get all nice and dolled up for the Holiday Gala. ❤︎ ]
But what perfect timing, he can use these to get all nice and dolled up for the Holiday Gala. ❤︎ ]
JJ!!!
Sorry I missed you yesterday, I was out with one of my girlfriends who has the same birthday as me all day
Isn't that such a big coincidence?
But thanks so much for the present!!!
It really means a lot to Misa. Thanks to JJ and everyone else, Misa's birthday was good...
You're seriously the best (⌒▽⌒)♡
Sorry I missed you yesterday, I was out with one of my girlfriends who has the same birthday as me all day
Isn't that such a big coincidence?
But thanks so much for the present!!!
It really means a lot to Misa. Thanks to JJ and everyone else, Misa's birthday was good...
You're seriously the best (⌒▽⌒)♡
P.S. So you have it in writing, I've kept up with my dieting so my measurements should still be:
Bust - 76cm
Waist - 51cm
Hips - 71cm
Let me know when you need me to model for you (*ゝω・)ﾉ
Bust - 76cm
Waist - 51cm
Hips - 71cm
Let me know when you need me to model for you (*ゝω・)ﾉ
his birthday?
must be exciting to be turning sweet sixteen ;)
i'd love to be there of course!!
is there a theme?
must be exciting to be turning sweet sixteen ;)
i'd love to be there of course!!
is there a theme?
[ Who doesn't need JJ??? ]
lukas!!
i can't say i'm surprised that you'd come to me :)
what kind of dance?
obviously i'm trained in many different forms
lukas!!
i can't say i'm surprised that you'd come to me :)
what kind of dance?
obviously i'm trained in many different forms
Edited 2018-01-17 20:00 (UTC)
[ OHO could this be the day?
Percy probably spoke with Clair, and the time has come...
For them to ask JJ to be the godfather!!! ]
Percy probably spoke with Clair, and the time has come...
For them to ask JJ to be the godfather!!! ]
[ Oh my gosh!! Clair calling him at the same time!!
They must be racing to see who can ask him first! ]
Clair! I only have a second—Percival beat you to it! But just so you know: the answer's yes! [ ;) ] I'll be right back.
[ cue Theme of King JJ while Clair waits on hold ]
They must be racing to see who can ask him first! ]
Clair! I only have a second—Percival beat you to it! But just so you know: the answer's yes! [ ;) ] I'll be right back.
[ cue Theme of King JJ while Clair waits on hold ]
[He's probably going to fucking regret this but hey, like Miss Frizzle said, make mistakes, get messy etc-]
How do you make a girl happy?
How do you make a girl happy?
[ ??? ]
the same way you would make anyone happy!
be a gentleman
the same way you would make anyone happy!
be a gentleman
I have a serious question!!
Hurry up and respond!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hurry up and respond!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ JJ, still half asleep, stares blearily at the text before typing out a response and returning to sleep. ]
ask mama
ask mama
[ Left outside, neatly wrapped, of JJ's door, with a note attached: ]
I don't know when your birthday is, but regardless, think of this as a gift in advance. You're welcome.
I don't know when your birthday is, but regardless, think of this as a gift in advance. You're welcome.
[ He loves it!! To think that Percy would go to such efforts to find such a realistic doll just to make JJ happy...
:') ]
percival!!
i got your gift!!!
my birthday is actually july 15th
but thank you i love it!!
since you gave it to me, does that mean you're the other parent?
i didn't know you wanted to raise a baby with me ;)
:') ]
percival!!
i got your gift!!!
my birthday is actually july 15th
but thank you i love it!!
since you gave it to me, does that mean you're the other parent?
i didn't know you wanted to raise a baby with me ;)
[ ring ring its ur girl
Whenever he decides to pick up, her sing-songy voice will come through the feed before he has a chance to say anything: ]
JJ!! Are you free right now? [ Yes she means right now, the thought occurred to her after visiting Thesa that she could come down here for the day and she's impulsive like that. Thinking ahead? Who is that?? ] I'm in Olympia!
[ which translates to: drop whatever ur doing and pay attention to me ]
Whenever he decides to pick up, her sing-songy voice will come through the feed before he has a chance to say anything: ]
JJ!! Are you free right now? [ Yes she means right now, the thought occurred to her after visiting Thesa that she could come down here for the day and she's impulsive like that. Thinking ahead? Who is that?? ] I'm in Olympia!
[ which translates to: drop whatever ur doing and pay attention to me ]
[ baby baby baby ohh
JJ's always glad to hear from Misa, so he'll gladly forget whatever it is that he's doing. ]
Misa Misa, my Mona Lisa.
[ HE'S CHEESY ]
You're in Olympia?? Since when?
JJ's always glad to hear from Misa, so he'll gladly forget whatever it is that he's doing. ]
Misa Misa, my Mona Lisa.
[ HE'S CHEESY ]
You're in Olympia?? Since when?
(( backdated to earlier in February, and also initially sent from Sandra's phone. ))
It's Akira.
Got a message for you.
[ Attached is a photo of Sandra in ghost form, arms folded in front of her. There's a caption over the picture that says, actions speak louder to a blind woman. ]
It's Akira.
Got a message for you.
[ Attached is a photo of Sandra in ghost form, arms folded in front of her. There's a caption over the picture that says, actions speak louder to a blind woman. ]
[ :grimacing: ]
what is that?!
[ wait... that looks familiar? ]
is that sandra?
she can leave the ball??
what is that?!
[ wait... that looks familiar? ]
is that sandra?
she can leave the ball??
tex; un: FREDERICK, i'm here to make up for our last thread
pebblestone
2018-02-14 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you practicing to become a father?
[ he found the baby doll in JJ's room while cleaning, he's curious. ]
[ he found the baby doll in JJ's room while cleaning, he's curious. ]
[ JJ, having no clue that Frederick is referring to the Cursed Doll: ]
it's probably difficult to practice to become a father
but yeah i hope that all my experiences make me into a person that could be a good father
[ 👆👆 ]
it's probably difficult to practice to become a father
but yeah i hope that all my experiences make me into a person that could be a good father
[ 👆👆 ]
[ he sends back a picture first, of the fire spreading over the palace grounds ]
i can't believe this is really happening
i can't believe this is really happening
imagine these written in french but with bad grammar...yeah you're welcome
colorature
2018-03-04 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
are you kill???
[ nam flashbacks to misa stabbing that dude ]
me??
i would never kill anyone!!
why?
what did you hear?
me??
i would never kill anyone!!
why?
what did you hear?
my apartment didn't burn down so i'd say i'm doing better than most people :)
what about you and yona?
what about you and yona?
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