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ＩＴ'Ｓ👆👆 ＳＴＹＬＥ! ! ! ([personal profile] underwhelms) wrote2017-07-02 12:05 pm
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hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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cajolery: (033)

[personal profile] cajolery 2017-10-26 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Why, say nothing of it! We are friends, are we not?
underwhelms: (let's be perky eh)

[personal profile] underwhelms 2017-10-26 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! We are. I can't wait to see you.

[ And also: I love you, please shower me with affection. ]
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[personal profile] cajolery 2017-10-27 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah, that's right you can't wait to see her!!! ]

Ah, I know! Whenever I was ill, my nursemaid would always procure chicken stew for me—I shall bring you the very same!

[ God, she's so good at this. ]
underwhelms: (i wanna eat it eh)

[personal profile] underwhelms 2017-10-27 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
You're going to cook?

[ Miraculously, he doesn't sound dubious, just slightly awed. ]
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[personal profile] cajolery 2017-10-27 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Ah! [ It hadn't actually occurred to her that she could cook it herself(!). But now that he mentions it... ]

Do you presume that it would be more... authentic, if prepared in such a fashion?
underwhelms: (easy breezy eh)

[personal profile] underwhelms 2017-10-27 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Who cares if it's more authentic, what's important is: ]

I'd like that.
cajolery: (018)

[personal profile] cajolery 2017-10-27 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
In truth?

[ This is intriguing... does he have a preference for something homemade? Perhaps it has more feeling that way? Well, either way, she's never met a challenge that she didn't feel completely confident she could overcome—how difficult can cooking be, really? ]

Then I shall not deny you your wish. Surely chicken stew is not so very difficult to prepare, yes? Oh, this will be so very... domestic!
underwhelms: ( HAMADA_004 | twitter ) (up to no good eh)

[personal profile] underwhelms 2017-10-27 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He has no idea what he's incurred... He probably should've asked for something that didn't carry a risk of salmonella.

Instead, his spirits perk up, full of hope and promise. ]

That's amazing! I love homemade chicken soup... Especially the kind with corn and eggs.
cajolery: (005)

[personal profile] cajolery 2017-10-27 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ JJ, what have you unleashed upon this unsuspecting world. ]

Corn and eggs, is it? That should be no trouble at all!

[ She sounds so confident... does she even know how to make eggs?? (No.) ]
underwhelms: (taste of gold eh!)

[personal profile] underwhelms 2017-10-27 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, and maybe a bit of garlic and ginger. I like food with a little kick.

[ Do his requests make things better or worse. ]
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[personal profile] cajolery 2017-10-27 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Now you're pushing your luck, JJ. ]

Did I not say to be quiet until I arrived?
underwhelms: (mommy's smile eh)

[personal profile] underwhelms 2017-10-28 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oops. He went too far. ]

Yes, ma'am.

[ He doesn't sound remotely repentant though. ]
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[personal profile] cajolery 2017-10-29 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Very good. Do rest a bit until I arrive—I shall be there posthaste!
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