( bootycall )

[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[cajolery]

In truth?

[ This is intriguing... does he have a preference for something homemade? Perhaps it has more feeling that way? Well, either way, she's never met a challenge that she didn't feel completely confident she could overcome—how difficult can cooking be, really? ]

Then I shall not deny you your wish. Surely chicken stew is not so very difficult to prepare, yes? Oh, this will be so very... domestic!

[underwhelms]

[ He has no idea what he's incurred... He probably should've asked for something that didn't carry a risk of salmonella.

Instead, his spirits perk up, full of hope and promise. ]

That's amazing! I love homemade chicken soup... Especially the kind with corn and eggs.

[cajolery]

[ JJ, what have you unleashed upon this unsuspecting world. ]

Corn and eggs, is it? That should be no trouble at all!

[ She sounds so confident... does she even know how to make eggs?? (No.) ]

[underwhelms]

Yeah, and maybe a bit of garlic and ginger. I like food with a little kick.

[ Do his requests make things better or worse. ]

[cajolery]

[ Now you're pushing your luck, JJ. ]

Did I not say to be quiet until I arrived?

[underwhelms]

[ Oops. He went too far. ]

Yes, ma'am.

[ He doesn't sound remotely repentant though. ]

[cajolery]

Very good. Do rest a bit until I arrive—I shall be there posthaste!