( bootycall )

[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[defenses]

[ he can count on you, jj. ]

but nice and flaky huh???
got it! small pieces and uh...


that's kind of cute?

[ who knew percy was this passionate about pies? ]

[underwhelms]

apple pies are pretty cute
reminds me of family!
i can't eat too much though
gotta watch my figure

[defenses]

of your family??
i had no idea the king liked eating pies???

[ meaning aglovale ... ]

then again who hates pies
but your figure, huh?

you're so thin though??

[underwhelms]

the king loves pies ;)

[ meaning himself... ]

thin? me?

[ incoming: a selfie of jj's torso and flexing bicep ]

i'm not supposed to be thin
it's all muscle

[defenses]

[ ah....


the body does look different? maybe it's the angle or?


the lighting? vane tilts his head at it?? ]

you're always so quick to put on airs!
but uh, what is this???

[ vane takes one to give in return.....????

is that what percy wants??? unlike jj's it's far from professional and it's super blurry. ]

[underwhelms]

[ he's not putting on airs, this is just how he is......

But also, the picture Vane sends is so blurry that JJ has no idea what it is. He just squints furiously at it. ]

that's nice
i like your duck

[ ?????????????? ]

[defenses]

duck? ??

what part of my body is that??

do you have a duck?

[underwhelms]

that's your body????
it's... hard to tell

[defenses]

eh!?

it's the same as yours??

[ ... ]

wait!!
let me take another one

[defenses]

[ why is he trying to prove.... this point that's not even a point??



after 4-5 solid minutes. he sends another one.
holding the pie ..... lifting the pie?? flexing with the pie?? i hate this. ]

[underwhelms]

[ what is this? what is this person trying to do? ]

ok you have a nice body
are you trying to lure me?
because if it's for pie then good!!
but if it's for sex then no

1/2

[defenses]

[ nice body????


percival never pays him compliments??? what is this?? ]

with the right training, this much is easy
but
are you feeling okay, per

[ or so he's about to send, but: ]

2/??

[defenses]

[ s


SEX!?!?!?!? ]

[defenses]

what

[defenses]

eh!!?

[defenses]

percy!!!!!!
i think someone stole your info!!!

[ but what does sending this to the same ... device do.

nothing. nothing was accomplished in this moment. ]

[underwhelms]

[ . . . ]

huh? who's percy? [ even though... he actually knows percy?? he just doesn't make the connection yet, this is all so bizarre ]
i'm jj and i didn't steal anything
maybe someone else stole MY information

1/2

[defenses]

percy is percy!! percival??

pa [ san? ]

[defenses]

jj?
uwah someone warned me of identity theft before
but i didn't realize it actually happens, huh??


poor jj
poor percy

[underwhelms]

i don't think this is identity theft
or is it???

[ Okay, looking at the conversation now, he's pretty sure he can guess what exactly is going on.

. . .

Not that he's going to explain it to Vane, because it's kind of funny to watch him jump to wild conclusions. ]