( bootycall )

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hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[UHHHH

THIS IS A PROBLEM. because yona, obviously, is not slaine. there is a long pause before the next reply, which comes in the form of a slightly blurry photo of Slaine, with half his face out of the frame because she had to snap it really quickly before he noticed what she was doing]

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Okay. ]

so i have some criticisms
that's not... really a selfie.........
and it's blurry
your face isn't even in the photo
also it's really far away??
how did you even take a picture of yourself from so far?
i'm impressed but confused