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[underwhelms]

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✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[emblazes]

[Fucked up honestly...]

I guess it's still early...

[Depending on how long they're stranded; he's yet to find a surefire way of getting the heck offa this planet, so.][He hasn't thought about one either....somehow, JJ's enthusiasm doesn't transfer into burning desire either.]

[underwhelms]

Early... [ He's not entirely sure what that's referring to. ] Early for what...?

[ It's never too early to think about tattoos! Unless you're... an infant... ]

[emblazes]

...You're right.

[He's mistaking that confusion for deep insight. It's too early, they've only just started out here...but they've been here long enough.

Woowao he was getting complacent there for a second, good wakeup call.]

[underwhelms]

[ the duck is going on ]

Huh? [ That's not an answer to his question... But okay. ] I'm cold, so I'm going to get some pyjamas.

[ He catches sight of the bowl of soup that Keith had brought him as he pushes himself up, realizing that he needs to eat that before it gets cold as well. Smiling, he pats Keith's head as he walks past. ]

And then I can tell you the story about how I almost died at the beach!

[emblazes]

[Ah yes...just as planned...go put clothes on wtf.]

-- Alright.

[WHAT EVEN MADE HIM THINK OF THAT? Why did he sound so pleased-?! Maybe he has a tattoo about it? He'll spare a moment to card his hands through his hair, frowning all the while.

He'll...hear all about it in a second. In the meantime, he'll just sit tight, stare around JJ's livingroom for ancient artifacts, mothman prophecies...etc.]