( bootycall )

[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[emblazes]

[Ah yes...just as planned...go put clothes on wtf.]

-- Alright.

[WHAT EVEN MADE HIM THINK OF THAT? Why did he sound so pleased-?! Maybe he has a tattoo about it? He'll spare a moment to card his hands through his hair, frowning all the while.

He'll...hear all about it in a second. In the meantime, he'll just sit tight, stare around JJ's livingroom for ancient artifacts, mothman prophecies...etc.]