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[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[terrantrash]

_{[He's probably going to fucking regret this but hey, like Miss Frizzle said, make mistakes, get messy etc-]}

How do you make a girl happy?

[underwhelms]

[ ??? ]

the same way you would make anyone happy!
be a gentleman

[terrantrash]

How do you make her feel good?

[underwhelms]

you mean about herself?
give her compliments or bring up amazing things she's done...
i would ALWAYS compliment isabella on her make up

[terrantrash]

Oh...I guess that would be important. I tell her she looks beautiful but specifics would be better.

Um...how about in other ways...

[underwhelms]

other than complimenting her??
there's buying presents, planning dates, doing something for the community
slaine
do you have a girlfriend?

[terrantrash]

Um...no I don't. It's complicated? I don't know...

We're close?

[underwhelms]

[underwhelms]

:)
do you want her to be your girlfriend?

[terrantrash]

I...
I don't think I'm good enough.

[underwhelms]

i'll be honest slaine
people will say that you aren't :(
but i know you and you're a sincere and caring person
i 100% believe that you're earnest and care about whoever it is
and that should be enough for any decent person
so if she's as great as you think she is then there's nothing to worry about!!
you know what makes a girl feel good?
telling her that you love her and want to date her!!!

[terrantrash]

But she's of a higher class than me. She says it doesn't matter but...I feel inadequate.

She says we're friends but we do things I think friends don't really do so...

I don't know.

[underwhelms]

anyway [ cool story slaine ]
just do as i say and ask her out
what kind of non-friend things are you doing??
are you guys FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?

[terrantrash]

I don't know what that is.

[underwhelms]

are you guys having sex?

[terrantrash]

NO
I mean
we haven't gone that far

[underwhelms]

but you're fooling around?
and you're not dating??
wow i didn't know you were such a slut ;)

[terrantrash]

I'm a slut?
But she's the only one I want to kiss...we live together and share a bed is that wrong?
Am I screwing up?

[underwhelms]

so wait a sec
what you were talking about earlier...
were you asking me for sex advice??
me??
do i look like a stud? ;)
someone who has a way with the ladies? ;)

[terrantrash]

You're always talking about how popular you are and how many fans you have so...yes?
I shouldn't have asked. I feel terrible.

[underwhelms]

it's ok!! i'm not offended
i'll take it as a compliment :)
it's true that i am very popular!
i've never had sex with anyone though
so my advice to you is...
be respectful and make sure you communicate!! 👆👆

[terrantrash]

_{[He feels shitty bc you called him a slut jj...]}

You haven't? But you have a fiancee.

[underwhelms]

we were waiting until we got married
i'm christian
too bad they don't have internet here or you could've just googled porn and figured it out

[terrantrash]

Oh.
I've never seen porn before...isn't it kind of wrong to watch it?

[underwhelms]

i wouldn't [ coughs ] but what you do is up to you!
if you want sex advice though
i'd recommend asking someone that's actually had sex
i didn't know you were so mature slaine!!
maybe in a few months i'll be asking you for advice ;)