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[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[terrantrash]

But she's of a higher class than me. She says it doesn't matter but...I feel inadequate.

She says we're friends but we do things I think friends don't really do so...

I don't know.

[underwhelms]

anyway [ cool story slaine ]
just do as i say and ask her out
what kind of non-friend things are you doing??
are you guys FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?

[terrantrash]

I don't know what that is.

[underwhelms]

are you guys having sex?

[terrantrash]

NO
I mean
we haven't gone that far

[underwhelms]

but you're fooling around?
and you're not dating??
wow i didn't know you were such a slut ;)

[terrantrash]

I'm a slut?
But she's the only one I want to kiss...we live together and share a bed is that wrong?
Am I screwing up?

[underwhelms]

so wait a sec
what you were talking about earlier...
were you asking me for sex advice??
me??
do i look like a stud? ;)
someone who has a way with the ladies? ;)

[terrantrash]

You're always talking about how popular you are and how many fans you have so...yes?
I shouldn't have asked. I feel terrible.

[underwhelms]

it's ok!! i'm not offended
i'll take it as a compliment :)
it's true that i am very popular!
i've never had sex with anyone though
so my advice to you is...
be respectful and make sure you communicate!! 👆👆

[terrantrash]

_{[He feels shitty bc you called him a slut jj...]}

You haven't? But you have a fiancee.

[underwhelms]

we were waiting until we got married
i'm christian
too bad they don't have internet here or you could've just googled porn and figured it out

[terrantrash]

Oh.
I've never seen porn before...isn't it kind of wrong to watch it?

[underwhelms]

i wouldn't [ coughs ] but what you do is up to you!
if you want sex advice though
i'd recommend asking someone that's actually had sex
i didn't know you were so mature slaine!!
maybe in a few months i'll be asking you for advice ;)

[terrantrash]

I don't think I'm mature at all. I think I'm an idiot.

[underwhelms]

don't worry!
everyone has to start somewhere :)
even jj feels like an idiot sometimes

[terrantrash]

What's the stupidest thing you've done?

[underwhelms]

i told everyone that i would win gold in a competition and then performed so badly i received the worst scores in my entire career

[ Also lots of dumb stuff off camera probably, but this is more fresh. ]

[terrantrash]

That's pretty embarrassing.

[underwhelms]

it was probably one of the hardest things i had to overcome!
aside from losing my home, my family, friends and fiancée
but there's no choice but to preservere and keeping going

[terrantrash]

You're really strong JJ.
I wish I could be as brave as you.

[underwhelms]

it's 👆👆 style y'know
that's why you're my protégé
you'll be fine

[terrantrash]

I'm your protégé?

_{[Is that good or bad...]}

[underwhelms]

aren't you?
i'm coaching you on a lot

[terrantrash]

I guess you are a bit like a life coach.