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[underwhelms]

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[underwhelms]

no! no don't do that [ mostly because diva is a little girl? please ]
they're going to get arrested

[ lmao jk misa killed them probably ]

thanks for owrrying about me
is everything ok in wyver?

[colorature]

dont know
not there
im in my house again

[underwhelms]

you're in olympia?
i think that's probably worse
it's dangerous here
but you've got your chevalier right?

[colorature]

i do
i have solomon
you worry???
sweet
dont worry i cant die

[underwhelms]

you [ ??? ]
that doesn't mean you can't get hurt

[colorature]

it goes away very fast
so!
its okay!

[underwhelms]

diva??
what does that mean?

[colorature]

i heal fast

[underwhelms]

[ . . . . . . . ]

how fast?

[colorature]

no waiting!
if you cut me right away
want to see?

[underwhelms]

no!!
i don't want to see!

[ this is seriously veering off topic ]

i'm just glad you're safe

[colorature]

why not? im cool
aww
me too
i like you
i dont want you to die

[underwhelms]

you are cool
i'm not going to die though!
my friend got hurt worse than i did
that's the worst part

[colorature]

how hurt?
bad hurt?
will they die?

[underwhelms]

she got stabbed
she lost a lot of blood
i don't think she'll die
i don't think she will
but i don't know
i tried my best to patch it up but i'm not a doctor

[colorature]

oh...
i can make her feel better faster

[underwhelms]

you can??
do you have healing powers?

[colorature]

my blood does
if you drink it
you heal faster

[underwhelms]

YOUR BLOOD??
i don't know......
but there's no harm in asking

[colorature]

yes
it tastes okay
not too bad
you can put it in a drink

[underwhelms]

will it... do something to her?
make her sick?
turn her into a werewolf?

[colorature]

she will heal faster
no it wont make her sick
im not a werewolf! im a chiropteran
some people call me a vampire
she wont become one though
she would have to be almost dead for that

[underwhelms]

a vampire........
diva
doesn't that mean you drink blood?

[colorature]

yes

[underwhelms]

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human blood?????????