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hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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yes
it tastes okay
not too bad
you can put it in a drink

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will it... do something to her?
make her sick?
turn her into a werewolf?

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she will heal faster
no it wont make her sick
im not a werewolf! im a chiropteran
some people call me a vampire
she wont become one though
she would have to be almost dead for that

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a vampire........
diva
doesn't that mean you drink blood?

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yes

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human blood?????????

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yes human
are you scared

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no i'm just surprised!
i didn't know vampires existed outside of romance novels

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_{[Oh. Well, that's good. It wouldn't do if he was scared of her.]}

really?
do people fall in love with vampires?

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in stories
is that weird?

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maybe a little
but i dont know a lot about love

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you are still young!
but yeah people eat it up
desiring someone and being unable to resist them
biting their neck is pretty sexy

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i dont think you would think that if i bit you

_{[Mainly because knowing Diva she'd pull your head off in the process...]}

i can be irresistible
but i wont bite you

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haha thanks
i don't really like seeing blood
especially my own!!
i think my friend will be okay....
one of my roommates has healing powers

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_{[She'll...make a mental note of that...and try to remember.]}

oh
okay
can i see you

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of course!!
you don't need to ask!!
it might be dangerous for you to go outside though
oh but you're a vampire

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i dont? okay
im coming now
no one will hurt me

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[ Oh. Well misa was obviously in no condition to want to see anyone, and JJ can't help but wonder if maybe he should be concerned about a vampire being close to someone covered in blood but.

Misa's sleeping now, so it should all be fine? ]

ok be careful

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okay
coming

_{[Maybe JJ will realize belatedly that he didn't tell Diva where he lives but it's not like she would make much use of such knowledge anyway. Within fifteen minutes or so JJ will hear a clawing sound at the window of his bedroom or wherever he might be in the house. Accompanying said sound is Diva...let her in pls.]}