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[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[That voluntary censorship is probably for the best, because Yona is already a little flustered just looking at his bare chest. Ah, well.]

im sure ill be asking your advice a lot
thank you


it just seemed like a good time
and you were inspirational

[Yona reads over the words after she's sent them and sort of groans. That doesn't sound like Slaine at all... she's bad at this.]

[underwhelms]

[ Yeah, he's going to need to hit up her hmd after this.

Or maybe not, since JJ has no clue he's not talking to Slaine. ]

a good time?
I AM INSPIRATIONAL THOUGH [ god, he's going crazy hearing this ]
are you rebranding?
new place new you?
i'll support you!!
being famous is a lot easier if pose shirtless

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you are inspirational!
you are

[this is taking years off her life

...

especially as she starts imagining slaine, posing shirtless]

thank you for your support
i appreciate it

[And she does! ...if he encourages Slaine into having more confidence, that can only be a good thing! Seeing him shirtless is just a bonus.]

[underwhelms]

[ JJ legit doesn't even care if Yona is OOC at this point, he's just happy to soak up the praise. ]

hey no problem that's what friends are for
you should send me a selfie!
i'll be gentle with my critique :)

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[UHHHH

THIS IS A PROBLEM. because yona, obviously, is not slaine. there is a long pause before the next reply, which comes in the form of a slightly blurry photo of Slaine, with half his face out of the frame because she had to snap it really quickly before he noticed what she was doing]

[underwhelms]

[ . . .

Okay. ]

so i have some criticisms
that's not... really a selfie.........
and it's blurry
your face isn't even in the photo
also it's really far away??
how did you even take a picture of yourself from so far?
i'm impressed but confused