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[underwhelms]

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[underwhelms]

[ He's too busy processing to answer Percy's question, and he kind of sounds far off as he replies: ]

I guess we both wanted to believe it was real more than we wanted to accept reality, eh?

[tzaraisen]

[ Is JJ even listening? Did he just imply that Percival wanted it to be true? ]

You need to find some way to make amends with Clair.

[underwhelms]

[ Can you give him a minute?? He just got some very shocking news. ]

Yeah... I'll apologize. [ He's still sad about the baby. ] It's good, if Clair didn't want a baby. But it's still sad.

[tzaraisen]

What, about any of this, is sad?!

[ He's just flabbergasted?! JJ wanted a child to be born out of wedlock?! ]

[underwhelms]

I was excited about a baby! I got a little attached to it. [ He spent money on baby clothes......... ] Aren't you coming over?

[tzaraisen]

If you yearn so much for a child, why not father one of your own? Don't subject others to your strange fantasies. [ He's very bleakly staring at the camera now. This is the face of a broken man. ]

I'm going to go home and go to sleep, and tomorrow, forget that any of this ever happened.

[underwhelms]

Me? I did plan to but... [ blah blah blah chastity blah blah blah podwife blah blah blah

Anyway - ]

Maybe I was projecting. Did I stress you out? [ ;) ] At least now you know how you'll react if it does ever happen. You're pretty dependable.

[tzaraisen]

[ Oh... that's a lot sadder than Percival was expecting.

It's really hard to stay mad and frustrated now, given the context for why JJ was so excitable to jump to conclusions. ]

Of course it was stressful, you dolt. Next time, ask before you jump to such conclusions.

[ His tone goes from scolding to softer. ]

And I hope that she will awaken soon. Your betrothed.

[underwhelms]

I was trying to be delicate.

[ Maybe JJ should shut up. But that's true most of the time, and JJ's never listened to that advice once in his life.

But otherwise, he simmers down, sighing as he slumps further onto the couch. ]

Thanks, me too. Sorry for freaking you out. [ . . . ] And making you look stupid in front of Clair.

[tzaraisen]

Next time, don't get ahead of yourself. Clarify before you jump to such a conclusion.

[ Excuse him while he sits here lecturing poor JJ like a parent. ]

You are forgiven, at least on my end. But it won't happen again. [ or else :policepepe: ]