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✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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both of those sound really good!
there are a lot of powers though so it's hard to pick
i think it would be fun to be able to duplicate myself maybe
that way i could get a lot done!!
and experience a lot!

[lifespanned]

[ he doesn't want a power to make himself look 10 years younger? surprising ]

Two JJs?????
That would be so weird!!
How would people be able to tell which one is the real one??
I guess having duplicates would make doing chores faster...
But still I don't think I would like it

[underwhelms]

not forever but maybe when it's convenient!
what else...
🤔
it's kind of simple but it would be fun to fly

[lifespanned]

Flying is a good one!
You could see everything from the sky~
But I would want wings to go with it
Like a bat! Or an angel ☆
If I could just fly I wouldn't have to run anywhere

[underwhelms]

misa.......
you really hate exercise eh?
can you even walk or do you need to be carried?

[lifespanned]

Hey!!!
Misa can walk!!!!! -`д´-
It's not like I am lazy,
It's just that no one actually thinks idols sweat!!!!

[underwhelms]

mmhmm
are you going to send me updates of your progress?

[ pictures. he means pictures. ]

[lifespanned]

Maybe in like,
A week,
Or however long it takes to see results.
But not if you're going to make fun of me!!!!!!!
I'd like to see someone like JJ have to do the stuff Misa does!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[underwhelms]

like........
put on make up? and wear heels?

[lifespanned]

That's just the easy part!!!
If modelling and acting were that easy, anybody pretty could do it!!

[ someones not getting their monthly sugar baby funds 😊 ]

I see how it is,
You think Misa's life is super easy and just playing dress up!!!

[underwhelms]

[ mommy no ]

huh??
i don't think it's easy!
but i don't really know what goes into it

[lifespanned]

There is a lot of things,
Like waking up early for styling, dieting, skincare, keeping your love life an absolute secret(!!!), managing your reactions, interviewing, fan engagement, being followed by paparazzi and stalkers, laughing it off when people touch you or say weird things to you,
At least that's how it was at home
Self-management all the time for Misa Misa!

Which reminds me!
Did you actually do your makeup with your own hand?
Or did you have an artist for when you performed???

[underwhelms]

[ Dieting... skincare... Why does she need those things her skin and figure are perfectly fine?? ]

wow sounds like a lot of harassment...

makeup?? i didn't wear any when i was skating
but for magazines and other shows the makeup artist would put stuff on

[lifespanned]

Aha!
I knew it.
(Well, I didn't know that male skaters don't wear any makeup, that is kind of weird)
But you should try putting it on on your own sometime
You will get a brand new appreciation for girls like Misa!
And makeup artists too

[underwhelms]

[ he could not be less interested in this... point well made misa ]

i know it's hard!!
isabella had a ton of makeup
it used to take her forever to get ready when we shared a hotel room
and whenever we went to sephora it was like walking into a grocery store
but with just skincare products

[lifespanned]

[ now he knows how she feels trying to translate JOCK SPEAK ]

Well, duh!!
If you rush you will look worse than how you look without it
You are lucky though, I never got to take Light shopping with me ( ´△｀)
I miss trying new products and going shopping... I want new eyeshadows so badly （´-`)
Guys don't get it but wearing the same look all the time is so boring

[underwhelms]

they don't sell makeup here?
women wear it don't they??
i've seen... lipstick

[ he can't tell the difference between makeup and bareface ]

[lifespanned]

You don't come to Wyver very often, do you?
Most of the women here care more about fighting than makeup
So there is not a lot to choose from
Wyver has a lot of inconveniences like that (￣(工)￣)

[underwhelms]

no i don't want to get mugged
but that sucks!!
why do you live there?

1/2

[lifespanned]

My friend Leanne lives here, and I don't want her to get lonely...
Besides, I don't know about Olympia.
She told me some bad things she overheard about there
And they accused her of something she didn't do
I hate injustice like that!
Wyvern government is probably no better but..
I guess it would feel like a betrayal if I kept living in Olympia

[lifespanned]

But Misa seriously doesn't like Wyver either!!!!!!
So gross!!!!!!

[underwhelms]

i think i heard about that?
there were some people who were blamed for that attack
if that's what she's talking about?
you're a good friend to bear it for her!
olympia can be dangerous sometimes too
there's been vandalism around the city lately

[lifespanned]

Yes, it was that!
Olympia also almost refused help when people like JJ were sick
People could have died ╥╥
I'm surprised they are not taking care of the vandalism more quickly
Everything there seemed so clean before

[underwhelms]

i hope it doesn't stay like this forever
there were a lot of efforts to build the city back up though!
and i don't know that much about politics but...
i don't think politicians are usually charitable

[lifespanned]

I don't know...
Even if they are doing that,
I think politicians on El Nysa are probably about the same as ones on Earth.
You know, probably!
El Nysa and Earth are not too different in that sense to Misa