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[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[excelled]

[ he wants to know if his boy is flexible ]

I would say so, yes.

And please do not assume such things. I have no interest in intimate relationships.

You were at the Gala, correct? It was there that I begun to realize that I needed to take up a hobby, of some sort, and dancing just so happened to be the first to cross my mind.

[underwhelms]

[ ok forget dancing— ]

you went to the gala??
why didn't you come find me???

[excelled]

I do believe I caught you in the corner of my eye once that evening, you looked quite handsome.
I apologize for not approaching you when I had the chance, though I was a little preoccupied.

[underwhelms]

thanks! :)
you should've come over so you could see it more clearly
were you worried my suit would clash with your hair?
what were you so preoccupied with?

[excelled]

I was not worried about that, no...
My hair is honestly the least of my worries.

I was observing the people of both Olympia and Wyver. Which is not much of an excuse but I tend to get lost when I concentrate.

[underwhelms]

that's not a good excuse
you can treat me to a nice dinner and i'll teach you ballet

i'm excited that you're interested in taking up a hobby!!
you're going to find passion after all

[excelled]

That sounds reasonable, you can eve choose the place and time.

Honestly that is not exactly my idea...
However it might just be possible.
Though, and as much as I hate to say it, it is best not to be too hopeful.

[ it's not a phase, mom. ]

[underwhelms]

that's fine 👍
all that matters is that you're happy the way you are

even though i'm sure seeing me skate in person will bring you to your knees ;)