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[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[underwhelms]

i know
that what you're saying makes sense but

[ He can't get the rest of him to see it that way, the panic that rises up or the melancholy, or the completely irrational will to cooperate at all and just.

Stop everything.

And then he sits up in his tent a little, fingers hovering over the screen of his device. It's not like him to be uncertain. ]

would you come find me?

this is the shortest tag, i'm sorry

[strictdiscipline]

I would.

[ She doesn't make offers she refuses to keep. ]

drops you on wg

[underwhelms]

[ That gets him to smile, and for a second he feels a little normal again. ]

ok
how're you going to find me?
ms. hawkeye
do we have gps on this thing?

rude as heck tbh

[strictdiscipline]

[ There's GPS on these phones now. Except there's just one problem: ]

GPS?

[ What's that. ]

[underwhelms]

[ She's so cute. ]

you don't know gps?
don't tell me you still use a flip phone and mapquest
haha
you know gps
like google maps
it lets you stalk people and keep track of where you are on a map

[strictdiscipline]

I've used maps before.

[ That's really the extent of it though. None of this new-fangled map business all the youths use. But—ugh, now she's trying to dig through this phone, busy squinting at the tiny icons neatly lined in a row on her screen. Surely one of them must be this "GPS" he speaks of.

Please hold while this neanderthal desperately tries to find GPS on her phone. ]

[underwhelms]

[ You can do it, Riza. JJ believes in you.

Her attempts to figure out technology are already lifting his spirits at least, and he's grinning at his phone in his tent now. ]

ok
it's like a map and a tracker all in one
i'll come find you if you can't figure it out

[strictdiscipline]

[ Don't worry, her powers of deduction finally pay off and three minutes later she's entering the navigation app. And look, there's JJ, a bright red blip in a sea of other dimmer green blips. (Fascinating. Who else could she find with this thing?) ]

I've found it. I'll be there shortly.

[ And then she made it there and they huddled for warmth like penguins but actually they probably just shared stories of their past or something, who knows. ]