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✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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action; after the beach log

[uwe]

[ it's not like siegfried has any idea how to use a device at this point. but either way, some morning jj will find this on his doorstep, perhaps with a red bow and a note attached to it. the shopkeeper insisted the bow was important. of course, this also means siegfried is back to being totally broke again but it was For A Good Cause. ]

For the lovable celebrity.
Use protection.

[ you never know what's out there, man... there's really nothing that identifies who even left this here, but it should be pretty obvious. ]