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hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[ It's weird to see the normally shy and reserved Slaine suddenly behave like such an alpha, forcing JJ to perform in order to get good ratings.

It's working, but it still piques his curiosity. Why the sudden change of heart?

Could it be that... he'd needed time to work up the courage?

JJ probably shouldn't encourage him then. ]

what are you trying to do?

[ But also there's another picture attached, a rather complicated shot of his back and shoulders that he'd taken using the mirror, peeking over his shoulder like this is some kind of visual novel cover. ]

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[...what is she trying to do?

Yona doesn't even really know, herself. It seemed like a good idea at the time.]

10/10!

[but she should probably answer his question]

im getting pose ideas

[...that's a totally normal reason for a guy to ask another guy for pictures, right.]

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[ NOICE ]

pose ideas?
slaine
you can flex but you have to build muscle first

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how

[this is relevant to her own interests because she wants to learn to get stronger herself, so]

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protein and iron
exercise is important but so is diet!
you need the calories to keep up muscle mass
persistence is key
your body isn't going to change overnight

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[...see, yona doesn't know what "protein and iron" means. but slaine probably would, because he's really smart, so she'd blow her cover if she asked.

a dilemma...]

what kind of foods worked for you?

[there, that's better]

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[ This seems more inline with Slaine's usual behaviour; the younger boy is always coming to JJ to hear his sage advice. ]

it's hard to say because you don't really know if food works the same here as it does where i come from
but i've been sticking to poultry and eggs!
the dairy products make me nervous
and you can't really go wrong with greens
well you can some of the ones here are like... magic.......
why are you suddenly interested anyway?
did i inspire you? ;)
or are you trying to impress someone? ;)

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[Slaine is polite, so in answer to the suggestions she's received:]

thanks a lot!

[...UHHH.

SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION. her voicetesting is as of yet incomplete and at this rate she's going to blow her own cover. So she thinks about it a little.

Slaine was communicating with JJ even before she started texting him. So he must respect him, right?]

you inspired me
but i dont have anyone i want to impress

[That seems like... a safe answer. Yes.]

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really? [ Oh God, his dreams are coming true. ]
that's not surprising

[ He's full of so many Emotions, that he sends another selfie, just one of him smiling, this one blissfully free of JJ making any Js.

It's also pointedly waist up since he's no longer wearing any clothes at all, and doesn't want to escalate this situation into actual sexting. ]

i AM pretty inspiring
you can always ask me for advice!!
i'll do my best to help :)
so what part inspired you specifically...
just my body?

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[That voluntary censorship is probably for the best, because Yona is already a little flustered just looking at his bare chest. Ah, well.]

im sure ill be asking your advice a lot
thank you


it just seemed like a good time
and you were inspirational

[Yona reads over the words after she's sent them and sort of groans. That doesn't sound like Slaine at all... she's bad at this.]

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[ Yeah, he's going to need to hit up her hmd after this.

Or maybe not, since JJ has no clue he's not talking to Slaine. ]

a good time?
I AM INSPIRATIONAL THOUGH [ god, he's going crazy hearing this ]
are you rebranding?
new place new you?
i'll support you!!
being famous is a lot easier if pose shirtless

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you are inspirational!
you are

[this is taking years off her life

...

especially as she starts imagining slaine, posing shirtless]

thank you for your support
i appreciate it

[And she does! ...if he encourages Slaine into having more confidence, that can only be a good thing! Seeing him shirtless is just a bonus.]

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[ JJ legit doesn't even care if Yona is OOC at this point, he's just happy to soak up the praise. ]

hey no problem that's what friends are for
you should send me a selfie!
i'll be gentle with my critique :)

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[UHHHH

THIS IS A PROBLEM. because yona, obviously, is not slaine. there is a long pause before the next reply, which comes in the form of a slightly blurry photo of Slaine, with half his face out of the frame because she had to snap it really quickly before he noticed what she was doing]

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[ . . .

Okay. ]

so i have some criticisms
that's not... really a selfie.........
and it's blurry
your face isn't even in the photo
also it's really far away??
how did you even take a picture of yourself from so far?
i'm impressed but confused