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[underwhelms]

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[underwhelms]

[ Misa..... It's the same as walking outside?? ]

i guess some creepos might try to talk to you......
:(

it's hardcore stretching!
i do dynamic stretching as a warm up sometimes but it might work as a workout for a beginner
or if you don't want to get too muscled you could stick to calisthenics
instead of weights

[lifespanned]

Oh! That sounds easy
And useful!
You never know when flexibility will come in handy (*・∀-)☆
But what's calisthenics??

[underwhelms]

i've never had to use my flexibility outside of skating
but it might be a nice surprise for light :)

calisthenics are exercises you can do just with your body!
like jumping jacks, lunges, planks, etc.

[lifespanned]

Hee hee ♡
I can use that as motivation!
For Light to wake up to a new and improved Misa Misa ♡♡♡

But anyway, I think I can handle something like that
And I can do it in my house instead of outside!
What do they call it?? Sets??
I think I remember girls at my agency talking about doing sets of different things sometimes

[underwhelms]

a set is just what you call the amount of times you repeat an exercise
so if you do ten lunges that's a set
you didn't didn't exercise much before did you?

[lifespanned]

Nope!
Dieting has always been enough for Misa.
But models that are not as tiny as me sometimes have to work harder ☆
I never played sports growing up either ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
Which is why I came to you for help!

[underwhelms]

really?
i played sports since i was old enough to walk
so you came to the right place 👍👍
welcome to the world of exercise!! :)

[lifespanned]

Didn't you say your parents are also athletes?
So that makes sense!

[ Apples don't fall far from trees, after all. ]

Because of that,
I'm counting on you and your normal sports training if I have other questions!
Everyone else seems to have superpowers that keep them in shape (*´ー｀*)

[underwhelms]

a lot of people here do have superpowers!
that kind of thing didn't exist on my earth
you're a regular human too, aren't you?
i just realized i never asked

[lifespanned]

Yep!
Misa is a regular person ☆
Nobody on my Earth could fly or do anything like that either
Though it would have been interesting to live in a world like that instead!

[underwhelms]

interesting is definitely one way to put it!!
maybe you and i would've had powers too
i don't know what i'd want though

[lifespanned]

I'd want something like turning back time,
Or reading minds.
Something useful but elegant!
You seriously don't know what you'd want?
Everyone thinks about it!

[underwhelms]

both of those sound really good!
there are a lot of powers though so it's hard to pick
i think it would be fun to be able to duplicate myself maybe
that way i could get a lot done!!
and experience a lot!

[lifespanned]

[ he doesn't want a power to make himself look 10 years younger? surprising ]

Two JJs?????
That would be so weird!!
How would people be able to tell which one is the real one??
I guess having duplicates would make doing chores faster...
But still I don't think I would like it

[underwhelms]

not forever but maybe when it's convenient!
what else...
🤔
it's kind of simple but it would be fun to fly

[lifespanned]

Flying is a good one!
You could see everything from the sky~
But I would want wings to go with it
Like a bat! Or an angel ☆
If I could just fly I wouldn't have to run anywhere

[underwhelms]

misa.......
you really hate exercise eh?
can you even walk or do you need to be carried?

[lifespanned]

Hey!!!
Misa can walk!!!!! -`д´-
It's not like I am lazy,
It's just that no one actually thinks idols sweat!!!!

[underwhelms]

mmhmm
are you going to send me updates of your progress?

[ pictures. he means pictures. ]

[lifespanned]

Maybe in like,
A week,
Or however long it takes to see results.
But not if you're going to make fun of me!!!!!!!
I'd like to see someone like JJ have to do the stuff Misa does!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[underwhelms]

like........
put on make up? and wear heels?

[lifespanned]

That's just the easy part!!!
If modelling and acting were that easy, anybody pretty could do it!!

[ someones not getting their monthly sugar baby funds 😊 ]

I see how it is,
You think Misa's life is super easy and just playing dress up!!!

[underwhelms]

[ mommy no ]

huh??
i don't think it's easy!
but i don't really know what goes into it

[lifespanned]

There is a lot of things,
Like waking up early for styling, dieting, skincare, keeping your love life an absolute secret(!!!), managing your reactions, interviewing, fan engagement, being followed by paparazzi and stalkers, laughing it off when people touch you or say weird things to you,
At least that's how it was at home
Self-management all the time for Misa Misa!

Which reminds me!
Did you actually do your makeup with your own hand?
Or did you have an artist for when you performed???

[underwhelms]

[ Dieting... skincare... Why does she need those things her skin and figure are perfectly fine?? ]

wow sounds like a lot of harassment...

makeup?? i didn't wear any when i was skating
but for magazines and other shows the makeup artist would put stuff on