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[underwhelms]

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✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[underwhelms]

whoa i was born in 96
that's so crazy!
there's so much that sets us apart
but we still understand each other so well :)

[lifespanned]

12 years.............
I'm SO glad we are the same age now
With the age thing and our careers on Earth
Misa and JJ probably wouldn't have ever been friends... :c
I guess it is fate that we aren't set apart so much anymore!

[underwhelms]

that's a big age difference..... [ why does he find that weirdly attractive?? ]
but we found each other anyway :)
it's going to be so exciting when we're both famous again
i wonder what kind of crazy rumours are going to pop up~

[lifespanned]

[ oh my god??? so thats the kind of taste jj has ]

It'll be fun because we can promote each other!!
When your fans say hi to me I can say: "Yes yes we are friends! Do you want his autograph~ I'll ask him next time~~~"
But people always think celebrity friends are a couple ʕ·ᴥ·　ʔ;;
People usually really want celebrities to date!!!

[underwhelms]

i love those kinds of rumours!!
it's always fun to tease people
light's not the jealous type is he?

[lifespanned]

Huh???
Well, I guess not... [ but thats bc he truly dgaf :/ ]
But doesn't Isabella get mad over that kind of stuff???
I'd be SO mad if Light even joked about dating someone else

[underwhelms]

it's cute you're the jealous type... [ Not that JJ would be able to stand it. ]
isabella doesn't mind!
i flirt with other people all the time
we've been together a long time so we don't really worry about things like that

[ Besides, who would cheat on him? lmao ]

[lifespanned]

[ oh she cannot relate at all... in her mind shes truthfully like isabella what are u doing... and she can't imagine stopping acting like this even if she and Light had been dating for more than the Extremely short time that they have. ]

Misa wouldn't be able to take it if Light did that!!
Misa beat out all his other girlfriends so I don't want him flirting with anyone else anymore >:(
You wouldn't get worried if she was flirting with other guys??????????

[underwhelms]

not really??
it's a lot of fun to flirt!
and i want her to have fun
i travel a lot too, so we go to parties without each other
it never seemed weird

[lifespanned]

No way!!!!!!!
Misa would never let Light do stuff like that.

[ Even if he did go to a party on his own...she'd find out about it and stalk him there. She only flirted with people (intentionally) if she was trying to get something out of them like money or information. ]

Misa is for Light only and Light is for Misa only!!
Neither of us really went to parties anyway (unless I had to work at one)
Since we're both so busy with work
But still 〴⋋_⋌〵

[underwhelms]

we have really different relationship dynamics!
the most important thing is that you're both happy
and......
there is something a little sexy about how possessive you are ;)

[lifespanned]

I see what you're trying to do!!
But your flirting won't work on Misa~
You better not be joking with me!! Because I don't want to become Isabella's enemy later

[ bc from her perspective pod wife would become public enemy #1 if she flirted w/pod bf ]

[underwhelms]

i'm not joking!!
it's true
isabella never cares when i flirt with people
especially not my friends

[lifespanned]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm :<
OK fine! Misa will believe you for now
Then as long as Isabella doesn't flirt with Light, we can be friends ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

[underwhelms]

haha i'll make sure she knows
but wait
does this mean you didn't kiss anyone at that party????

[lifespanned]

Nope!
I didn't even kiss my co-stars for real when I was in dramas
I wouldn't dream of kissing anyone but him ♡♡♡

You did??????????

[underwhelms]

[ ohhh my god OPEN YOUR EYES MISA ]

it was because!! there was some weird magic!!!
those plants!
it wasn't for fun
i'd never cheat??

[lifespanned]

[ STOP I WANT HER TO OPEN HER EYES SO BAD ]

Oh my gosh ....
I don't know what I'd do if I kissed someone other than Light!!!!!!!!!
I kissed my friend on the cheek but Misa does that all the time
The plant really made you kiss someone on the lips???

[underwhelms]

[ and don't drag jj down with you?? let him live!! ]

there were people all around the party making out
and magic that changed my clothes too
you better be careful if you're worried misa
there's all kinds of sex magic around here

[ awkwardly... avoids answering the question directly..... ]

[lifespanned]

[ ur lucky shes easily distracted by sex magic plants ]

Ew!!!
I seriously can't handle that!!!!!!!!!
If you ever see me start to kiss someone else because of a plant you are now under obligation to stop me!!!!!!!!!!!
I couldn't live with myself if I ever cheated on Light.... ╥╥╥╥╥

[underwhelms]

[ great ]

okay!
i'll be there
to make sure everything is light approved

[lifespanned]

Misa will do the same for you!!!!

[ no fun allowed on her watch :^) ]

Do you think Isabella will understand when you tell her?

[underwhelms]

[ 🙃 ]

yes..... it's no big deal
i'd be okay if she.......................
okay maybe not

[lifespanned]

I'm sorry JJ, that's really hard :<
Ummm
It could be worse!
At least it was an accident...?