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[underwhelms]

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✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[lifespanned]

[ Get ready for this extremely time sensitive and urgent question: ]

Which of these shoes should I buy???

[ Attached are two pictures of pairs of shoes, both of the athletic kind. They seem pretty much the same, though one is cheaper than the other by a considerable margin. ]

[underwhelms]

[ That's fair. ]

that's a huge price difference
the cheaper ones are probably skimping on quality
i'd get them if you can afford them

[lifespanned]

Misa can afford them!

[ Spying on people for pay paid well after all, and she can imagine she'll be raking it in even more once she finds use for the Note. ]

I never buy shoes like this though so I don't know anything
But you're an athlete so I trust your opinion!

[underwhelms]

[ Whoa?? And she hasn't offered to be his sugar mama??? ]

it's hard to tell just by looking...
what kind of training are you doing?
you tried them both on?
they should be lightweight

[lifespanned]

[ What would she even be buying for him??? Anti aging cream??? ]

Well,
Its super hard to diet in Wyver!!!!!
Everything they eat here is so heavy
So I have to do something..
Hopefully something that isn't too tiring or painful to do
I hate sweating (T ^ T)
And don't worry I already tried them on!! I know how to shop for shoes at least

[underwhelms]

mmm ok
i usually look for a couple of things:
comfort
fit (you don't want your foot going all over the place)
light forefoot
thicker heel
high arches

it can be hard to balance because you want a shoe that's light enough not to slow you down
but if you're running outside you don't want it to be so thin that your feet get sore

[lifespanned]

Wow, it's a lot more complicated than I thought.....
I think these will do fine
I think................
But isn't there something easier or more fun to do than running?? (´ヘ｀;)

[underwhelms]

people have different tastes and styles!!
you're starting your journey
to find what suits you best :)
and i think running is a lot of fun?!
you get to explore
and meet people!!

but there's lots of options to exercise
weights, flexibility training...
you could take up a sport to keep in shape too!!

[lifespanned]

I don't know...
Running around by yourself seems kind of scary,
And weird people might try to talk to you.

[ She's not fast or strong so how is she supposed to beat up any freaks???? ]

I just have to make sure to not put on too much muscle or anything
Or my silhouette might change
And Misa is perfect the way she is right now!
Flexibility training just sounds like fancy stretching btw

[underwhelms]

[ Misa..... It's the same as walking outside?? ]

i guess some creepos might try to talk to you......
:(

it's hardcore stretching!
i do dynamic stretching as a warm up sometimes but it might work as a workout for a beginner
or if you don't want to get too muscled you could stick to calisthenics
instead of weights

[lifespanned]

Oh! That sounds easy
And useful!
You never know when flexibility will come in handy (*・∀-)☆
But what's calisthenics??

[underwhelms]

i've never had to use my flexibility outside of skating
but it might be a nice surprise for light :)

calisthenics are exercises you can do just with your body!
like jumping jacks, lunges, planks, etc.

[lifespanned]

Hee hee ♡
I can use that as motivation!
For Light to wake up to a new and improved Misa Misa ♡♡♡

But anyway, I think I can handle something like that
And I can do it in my house instead of outside!
What do they call it?? Sets??
I think I remember girls at my agency talking about doing sets of different things sometimes

[underwhelms]

a set is just what you call the amount of times you repeat an exercise
so if you do ten lunges that's a set
you didn't didn't exercise much before did you?

[lifespanned]

Nope!
Dieting has always been enough for Misa.
But models that are not as tiny as me sometimes have to work harder ☆
I never played sports growing up either ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
Which is why I came to you for help!

[underwhelms]

really?
i played sports since i was old enough to walk
so you came to the right place 👍👍
welcome to the world of exercise!! :)

[lifespanned]

Didn't you say your parents are also athletes?
So that makes sense!

[ Apples don't fall far from trees, after all. ]

Because of that,
I'm counting on you and your normal sports training if I have other questions!
Everyone else seems to have superpowers that keep them in shape (*´ー｀*)

[underwhelms]

a lot of people here do have superpowers!
that kind of thing didn't exist on my earth
you're a regular human too, aren't you?
i just realized i never asked

[lifespanned]

Yep!
Misa is a regular person ☆
Nobody on my Earth could fly or do anything like that either
Though it would have been interesting to live in a world like that instead!

[underwhelms]

interesting is definitely one way to put it!!
maybe you and i would've had powers too
i don't know what i'd want though

[lifespanned]

I'd want something like turning back time,
Or reading minds.
Something useful but elegant!
You seriously don't know what you'd want?
Everyone thinks about it!

[underwhelms]

both of those sound really good!
there are a lot of powers though so it's hard to pick
i think it would be fun to be able to duplicate myself maybe
that way i could get a lot done!!
and experience a lot!

[lifespanned]

[ he doesn't want a power to make himself look 10 years younger? surprising ]

Two JJs?????
That would be so weird!!
How would people be able to tell which one is the real one??
I guess having duplicates would make doing chores faster...
But still I don't think I would like it

[underwhelms]

not forever but maybe when it's convenient!
what else...
🤔
it's kind of simple but it would be fun to fly

[lifespanned]

Flying is a good one!
You could see everything from the sky~
But I would want wings to go with it
Like a bat! Or an angel ☆
If I could just fly I wouldn't have to run anywhere