( bootycall )

[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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delivery...!! prob. really early into the kidnapping...

[defenses]

[ when jj returns home, he will notice a single rotten pie at his door with a letter. ]

King JJ!

Wow, kings are more common than I thought, huh??

But, thanks for the candy! It made me really happy!
I made this to return the favor! I hope it's to your tastes!

P.S. I am still alive!! Don't worry, Percy's usually all talk!
He's a pretty nice guy underneath it all! If only he could be more honest, y'know?!

people are dying vane

[underwhelms]

[ why did vane send him a rotten pie...

could it be that he's really mad about percy's death threats?? and jj being the cause of them??? ]

pie is the glimmer of hope all people need

[defenses]

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by which ... vane doesn't realize it's become rotten... one day he'll make up for this. ]