underwhelms | ( bootycall )

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

i've signed magazines!
and pictures and notepads
skates and bags
girls' arms and stomachs...

Why arms and stomachs...? That seems awfully impractical.

i guess because it's kind of racy 😉

Ooooooooooooooh, that kind of autograph. You're a pretty popular guy! I'll have to start keeping the fans away pretty soon, huh?

no
i like for them to be around
it makes me feel loved 😊

I see, I should be ushering them into your arms!