( bootycall )

[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[underwhelms]

IT'S 👆👆 STYLE

please die

[cajolery]

Jean-Jacques!
How on earth did you read this message?
You were not the intended recipient!

[underwhelms]

is this why you moved into the house?
to get closer to frederick?

[ He's more interested in his own questions so he's just going to ignore hers. ]

[cajolery]

Absolutely not!
You know very well why I was forced to take up residence with you, and it had naught to do with him!

[underwhelms]

i know i shouldn't joke about that
besides if anyone's the eye candy around here it's me! 👆

[cajolery]

The eye candy?

[underwhelms]

you know when you see such a lovely sight
that it's a treat for the eyes 😉
aka yours truly

[cajolery]

I see.
That is a very... interesting turn of phrase.
Well, I suppose that beauty lies in the eye of the beholder, for I find Sir Frederick far more appealing than you.

[underwhelms]

wow
okay

[ see if he ever teaches you new slang again!! ]

[cajolery]

Jean-Jacques?
Is something the matter?

[underwhelms]

it's fine to find frederick attractive
but did you have to say it like that??
what did i ever do to you???

[cajolery]

Ah, I see.





Ah, I see!
Perhaps I worded that a trifle too harshly.
Indeed, I am certain that you are very much "eye candy"!

[underwhelms]

but you don't think so

[cajolery]

Certainly not!
You are indeed very fair of face, Jean-Jacques. That much cannot be denied.

[underwhelms]

😊

[ k that's all he needed conversation is done now ]

[cajolery]

😊

[ hey die ]

[underwhelms]

[ oh yeah, and: ]

personally
i think you're the best eye candy in the house!

[cajolery]

Oh!
Is that so?
Well, naturally so! A lovely sight indeed.

[ She's so... pleased. ]