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[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[pebblestone]

[ ...... ]

What else would it be? Though sometimes I do give her a treat for a job well done.

[underwhelms]

you're kidding me
frederick
did you hit your head??

[pebblestone]

Not that I can recall.

Why do you ask?

[ why does he sound so shocked???? ]

[underwhelms]

i know about the [ hE CAN'T EVEN SAY IT

THIS IS TOO MUCH ]

you were so upset about the romance novel
forgive me for having a hard time digesting this

[pebblestone]

[ ???????????????????? ]

I fail to see how a romance novel has anything to do with giving my horse a reward for good behavior.

1/2

[underwhelms]

[ are they at home right now because if so fred will hear a loud ]

HORSE?!

[ echo throughout the house ]

[underwhelms]

[ then, much more calmly, ]

that makes so much more sense

[pebblestone]

[ what was that noise just now..... ]

Did you just shout horse from downstairs?

[ anyway, whatever ]

Of course horse, who else would I be referring to?

[underwhelms]

akira [ sorry buddy ] said you were with a woman
not a horse

[pebblestone]

[ ........................... ]

I don't recall saying anything of the sort.
The only woman I've seen since my return is Lady Clair.

[ which is an entire other can of worms but ]

[underwhelms]

i hope he didn't think you were talking about clair!!
she would skewer you if she thought you were talking about her like that

[pebblestone]

I specifically told him I took Marigold out for a ride. How would he think that I was referring to Lady Clair?

In any case, I would never speak of Lady Clair in such uncouth terms.

[underwhelms]

he probably thought marigold was a woman!
would akira know that you have a horse??

[pebblestone]

I had not specifically mentioned it but I recall explicitly saying that I had taken Marigold out for a ride.

How else is someone to construe that sentence?

[underwhelms]

i can guarantee you that if i explain it to you
you're never going to talk to me or akira again

[pebblestone]

[ ......................................... ]

Then let us simply drop this topic of conversation. I would not wish to lose my conversations with either of you.

[underwhelms]

that's probably a good idea
i'll see you at dinner