( bootycall )

[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[underwhelms]

i do respect you as an adult
that's why i came to you for advice 😊
one adult to another...

[summertimeblues]

[okay for all that he laments jj's obtuseness and ego, his delusions are a little bit adorable. And his heart's in the right place. Richie snorts fondly at his phone.]

All right then. Are you feeling better these days?

[underwhelms]

i felt better as soon as i talked to you
it meant a lot that you wanted to help
i hope you're the one who's doing better
since someone seems to be bothering you
you can borrow my ice skates if you ever need them 😉

[ he's jk please don't ever kill someone with his skates ]