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( bootycall )

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

Of course not! He was the royal advisor.

cain this is really hard to understand
this is a talking dog??

Yes, of course. How else would we communicate with him?

i've never spoken to a dog before?
it sounds like a dream

It's pretty common with primal beasts... Some of them look like humans but many of them resemble creatures out of myths. Bai Zhe's much bigger than a normal dog, too. He's very majestic. (And fluffy!)

can you show me a picture?

> img.png

Just kidding! > img.png

[ looks like a... sheep......??

squints

oh, there's a big picture— ]

that just looks like a fluffy dog! [ who's a good boy!! ]
i'd love to have a boss like that