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[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[underwhelms]

are you looking for an escort?

[insist]

If you're about to crack some joke, save it for another person.

You never finished teaching me.

[underwhelms]

you don't learn to skate in a day
if you're serious then you should prepare for a long commitment

[insist]

I'm always serious about what I do.

With my Stand, I could easily give myself the ability to skate at a professional level, but there's merit in learning to do it on my own. Well?

[ Teach him!!! ]

[underwhelms]

your stand? [ ???? ]

but i'm always willing to teach serious students!
you can join my classes ;)

[insist]

[ doesn't bother answering the 'stand' question ...

classes though ... that implies a group thing. gross. ] How many other people are there?

[underwhelms]

ten fifteen kids?

[insist]

Kids? I hate children.

It should be a simple thing to arrange a private class. [ hey jj, why aren't you accommodating to him?? rohan already hates cats and probably also dogs, of course he would hate kids. ]

[underwhelms]

you hate...?
[ ????? ]
so you want private lessons from me
you know i'm an olympic athlete right?
can you afford it?

[insist]

[ he can't. ]

Anyone can call themselves an Olympic Athlete. Unless you have proof, I can't know for sure. [ JJ is good but he's downplaying how good he is on purpose. ]

Alright, how much would this be?

[underwhelms]

i don't have to teach you anything you know
if you don't think i'm that good then go ahead and find a better teacher

[ p.s. jj does not respond well to being insulted ]