( bootycall )

[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[underwhelms]

i'm always excited a new chapter!
but also a little worried... youth is important to an athlete!

[colorature]

i thought twenty was young for a human
you dont seem very old to me
in fact you seem perfect

[underwhelms]

[ preens ]

it's middle aged for a figure skater
but i guess i don't have much competition so it doesn't matter
why are you asking anyway?

[colorature]

ive been thinking about birthdays lately
since i went to a birthday party not that long ago
it was really nice
there were presents and lots of people chatting and a lot of food
i was thinking that if your birthday hadnt happened yet i could make your birthday special somehow

[underwhelms]

haha yeah i love a big birthday!
when is yours?

[colorature]

august 4th

[underwhelms]

that's not too far after mine
i'll be sure to remember it 👍
i really miss going to big parties and getting drunk

[colorature]

what if i could throw you a big party where you could get drunk???

[underwhelms]

let's party!!
🍻🍸🍾🎉🎉

[colorature]

okay!!!
will you dance with me

[underwhelms]

you don't need to throw a party for me to dance with you 😘

[colorature]

really?
i really want to dance with you jj!

[underwhelms]

then just say the word!
we can dance any time 😊

[colorature]

do you think freddy will be annoyed though

[underwhelms]

frederick? why would he care?

[colorature]

i dont think he likes me

[underwhelms]

he's just like that
i think there are some days he doesn't like me either

[colorature]

how could anyone not like you

[underwhelms]

i know it's hard to believe isn't it?!
but actually i've had to work really hard to make friends
that's probably what happens when you come from a world where it's hard to trust people

[colorature]

i thought someone like you would have lots and lots of friends
i suppose that makes sense...
before i woke up here i didnt have any friends except my twin

[underwhelms]

your twin? is she here?

[colorature]

no...shes asleep still