underwhelms | ( bootycall )

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

he's a chinchilla, he probably doesn't even realize he has a name!

maybe

oh hes chewing on something do you have anything important under your bed?

what?!
don't eat my stuff!!

im not!!

it's cam 2!

i don't care which cam it is you're going to replace anything you destroy!

so you agree that his name should be cam

yeah
it's a lot easier to get mad at something named cam than something named jean

[Nice]

wait what do you mean by that?

i think it's pretty clear

clear that just 1 cam isn't enough so now you need 2 cams?

[That's what it sounds like to him.]

[ 🙄 ]

are you fishing for a confession??

im not fishing

trying to fish cam 2 out maybe

[Seriously, how do you get animals to do what you want?]

if it's me that cam 2 likes maybe you can lure him out with one of my shirts

thats too much work

im just going to leave some grapes out he'll probably come out

[If not, you have a new roommate!]

you can leave him there...
it's nice to have company