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[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[underwhelms]

You're right. [ He rubs his face, there's really no point in trying to figure them out. ] Want a drink?

[motivation]

Always.

( a beat. ) In a few hours. ( she needs sleep more than she needs that drink and jim kirk is a heavy and very asleep weight against her side. yes, she's texting jj while in be with another guy. )

[underwhelms]

[ 👀 ]

im going to get a head start 🍺🍻
but i'll liveblog my adventures so you don't feel like you're missing out

[motivation]

How sweet of you.

[underwhelms]

I figure you miss me.

[ Maybe Dutch can hear him winking. ]

[motivation]

Desperately.

( maybe he can hear the dry sarcasm. )