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[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[defenses]

hi

[ vane is typing...


except, no. waits for him to reply...

because it seems like the polite thing to do....


he thinks??? ]

[underwhelms]

[ sees that vane is typing and waits for him to finish

--jk jj doesn't wait for anyone ]

vane!
i'm glad to hear from you :)

[defenses]

oh? what a coincidence!!
[ is it... when you're the one who sends the message?? ]

but how have you been holding up?
i know you're a resilient guy but i just thought to check in on you

[underwhelms]

[ vane, the baraest guy he knows, thinks he's resilient?

uguu ]

i'm ok! not dead 😊
what about you?
did you get lost lately??

[defenses]

[ is vane the baraest guy he knows??? ]

i'm also alive, haha
feels kinda weird to be putting it that way though

lost?? there's no way!
i've gotten a lot better!
i can lead you anywhere you like now!

[ no he really hasn't but ]

[underwhelms]

[ yeah... probably. ]

no thanks!
it's dangerous to get lost in the cold
sometimes super powers can't save you from nature
so be careful!

[defenses]

i wouldn't get lost in the cold??
but ah... speaking of the cold, will you be okay?
i know some people don't like the cold??

okay!! i promise to be extra careful if you are too!

[underwhelms]

canada is pretty cold so i'm sure i can handle it!
you should probably be asking me for advice
the best way to keep warm is to penguin huddle 👍

[defenses]

ooh? so you come from a cold place, huh?
penguin huddle? i don't think i've ever tried that...
you think you could teach me?

[underwhelms]

there's not much to teach...
you just huddle closely together
like penguins! but i can i show you

[defenses]

really!? i'd appreciate it
back at home there weren't many islands that were this cold

what other techniques do you have??

[underwhelms]

[ He can definitely imagine Vane hailing from an island paradise. ]

sometimes if you hop around
i listen to music to keep myself distracted too

[defenses]

hop around? really?
but then wouldn't i get all sweaty?

[ and then... cold again? ]

but oh!!! music, huh?
now that you mention it, i don't think i've heard much outside of the festivities here

[underwhelms]

you have to keep hopping!!
but more importantly vane...
do you not like music?