underwhelms | ( bootycall )

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

[ traumatised stare into the distance ]

please don't have a baby
you can't do that to a child??
they're going to need you once they're born!

i didnt have anyone
why would they need me

anyway jj i cant have a baby
im sterile

that's not how you raise a baby!
if you really want a child then you can observe me to do it when i have kids

oh
but how will you if none of us can have babies

trust me
i'm going to find a way!

if you find a way then you should have a baby with me

_{[Diva...missing the point...again...]}

[ . . . ]

you should only be having kids with the person you love diva

oh
really
solomon never told me that either

i think you should stop taking lifestyle advice from solomon

should i get it from you then jj

yeah because i'm amazing 💪

you are
thats why youre my favourite ❤