( bootycall )

[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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un: eggsy | slightly backdated to station life!!

[tailorable]

[ casually doing a solid for a lil vampire... sighs deeply. ]

Oi, is this JJ? [ a beat, as he decides how best to continue. ] We haven't met, but I heard you're a cool bloke.

[ sure, why not!! ]

hmmMMMM

[underwhelms]

[ sounds fake, but jj will take it ]

Yes, yes. You've reached the one and only!

[ eggsy didn't ask for a selfie of jj, but he sure is getting one. ]

👀

[tailorable]

[ oh... wow....

he waits, hand muffling the slighlty unsure and definitely amused laughter, and then... sends a selfie back. ]

It's Eggsy. Eggsy Unwin. [ and, by way of explanation: ] Figured now was as good a time as any to meet people, when we're all bloody stuck.

[underwhelms]

[ jj whistles, because he's like that ]

Nice face! [ And cool accent! Being British sure is nice. ] Nice to meet you, Eggsy. Have you heard a lot of amazing things about me?

[ ✨✨✨ ]