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[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[underwhelms]

whooo sounds sexy!
i didn't think you were the gentle type cain
since you're such a masochist

[baguablade]

Wait, I'm a masochist??????

[underwhelms]

aren't you??

[baguablade]

No!!! Of course I'm not!

[underwhelms]

oh that's interesting

[baguablade]

Why does it sound like you don't believe me?

[underwhelms]

because you have a habit of pretending like you're not hurt when you are?

[baguablade]

Even if I DID do that — and I'm not saying I do!
That wouldn't make me a masochist!

[underwhelms]

okay!
i think it's cute you have gentle sex
how romantic 😉

[baguablade]

Well... it IS romantic.
It's cute that Percy's a big softie under all the bluster, right?
And I like that about him!

[underwhelms]

you're pretty cute cain
percy is a lucky guy!!! 😉
you get to do so much fun relationship now!
planning dates and getting excited over anniversaries 👍

[baguablade]

Planning dates and anniversaries...
I guess that's part of a relationship, isn't it?
We haven't done any of that, though...

[underwhelms]

i guess not every couple makes a big deal out of things
i think it's fun though!!
do you want to marry him?

[baguablade]

MARRY???????????

[underwhelms]

don't you think about marriage when you date someone?

[baguablade]

Isn't it a little early for that??????????

[underwhelms]

i knew i wanted to marry isabella two weeks into us dating
and it's normal for people our age to get married?
but it's fine to do things your own way!

[baguablade]

Two weeks...
How did you know?

[underwhelms]

how can i explain the decisions of the heart?
i just wanted to! i loved her

[baguablade]

You are an impulsive guy...
I don't think Percival would ever rush into something like that, though.

[underwhelms]

i'm not impulsive
i still waited three years

[baguablade]

I never would have guessed you'd go for such a long engagement.
Was there something keeping you from being wed right away?

[underwhelms]

haha we were only engaged for a week before waking up here!
but we dated for three years
and hmmm i guess it was our age?
i wanted to wait until i was in a position where i could support her and our kids
you're both boys though so you don't have to worry about biology

[baguablade]

You waited three years to ask her to marry you?
I never thought you'd have that kind of patience!
What other hidden depths do you have??

[underwhelms]

well there are sides of you that only your lover gets to see!
you know what i mean 😊