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[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[underwhelms]

[ why does talking to this guy always make him feel like he's done something wrong ]

monsieur!!
i'm doing all right
it was pretty cold where i grew up 😉
how are you??

[almaredemptoris]

[Have you been sinning lately???]

I am glad to hear it. I too am well. I admit that I am not so accustomed to such bitter cold. Even in January Paris is far kinder. Where on earth are you from that the climate compares?

[underwhelms]

paris in january is so beautiful though
well moreso in december with all the christmas lights
but i'm from canada my friend!
i guess it might've still been a british colony during your time

[almaredemptoris]

Yes, I know it as a British colony.

[And little else about it, sorry JJ.]

You must have traveled to Paris before?

[underwhelms]

oh yeah a few times!
i'm in europe a lot for skating competitions and fashion shows
it's so easy to get around!
did you travel around france a lot? i wonder what it was like back then

[almaredemptoris]

It sounds like quite an exciting life.

I have traveled some, but it is not so easy as it may be in your time. I never go far from Paris. My stories are not so lively as yours, I’m afraid.

[Sure, Karen.]

[underwhelms]

oh really? that's too bad!
i can tell you all about my travels though!!
i love going to new places and seeing new things

[ behold, a picture spam of various travel selfies ]

[almaredemptoris]

[Such a great quantity, and yet...]

Monsieur, these are all photographs of yourself.

[underwhelms]

yeah?

I hate this

[almaredemptoris]

If you have traveled so far, would it not be more sensible to take photographs of the things you cannot see in your own country?

[underwhelms]

of course i did!!

[ behold a selfie with... the leaning tower in the bg i guess ]

[almaredemptoris]

I see.

[You would think he is afraid of forgetting his own face...]

Was this in Italy?

[underwhelms]

yeah! you can tell eh?
the tower is pretty famous
can you guess where this is?

[ attached is a picture of kiyomizu dera. miraculously, his face isn't in this picture. ]

[almaredemptoris]

Perhaps somewhere in the Orient?

[Look, he is Old old.]

[underwhelms]

ding ding
that's from japan!
hey this is a pretty fun game
even though it's a little crazy to think that these places don't exist anymore

[almaredemptoris]

You are fortunate to have gathered so many photographs to remember them by.

[underwhelms]

i bet you can recreate them in the vr room too
was there anywhere that you really wanted to see?

[almaredemptoris]

You mean from my own memories?

[underwhelms]

in the ENTIRE world
not just your memories!

[almaredemptoris]

I suppose I haven't given much thought to it. Perhaps Rome.

[underwhelms]

ok i'll take you there!
anything for a friend ✨