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[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[underwhelms]

i never realized how deeply you cared about me
i care about you too percival
you can ask me for help with anything!

[tzaraisen]

That isn't at all what I said.

[ except it is. tsun!!! ]

What could you possibly help me with?

[underwhelms]

romance! the language of love!

[tzaraisen]

I do perfectly well for myself in that area.

[underwhelms]

percival there is always room for improvement!
even for someone like me

[tzaraisen]

What do you suggest, then, if you are such an expert?

[underwhelms]

start with something classic
rose petals everywhere and candles
cook his favourite food and put on some nice music
talk about things that he finds interesting

[ 😍 ]

[tzaraisen]

You are assuming I don't already do these things.

[ i mean he kinda died right after they started dating but that's not his fault ]

Perhaps there is a side of me you don't know after all.

[underwhelms]

that really is a surprise...
go get im tiger 😘

[tzaraisen]

Tell me more about this cooking suggestion, however. That isn't my forte.

You can cook?

[underwhelms]

yeah i lived on my own! i wasn't going to starve
diet is very important!!
what kind of food does cain like? just make it for him

[tzaraisen]

I would have thought a famous athlete such as yourself would have servants to tend after him.

He likes many things, but he is a fan of heavy spice. His tolerance may even be higher than my own.

[underwhelms]

no i didn't have servants
unless you count younger siblings 😀

and that explains why he likes you so much [ since percy is "hot" ha ha ha ]
i bet vane could teach you how to whip up something cain likes
you guys all live together anyway