( bootycall )

[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[baguablade]

Seeing as you opened the first rink in Olympia, I think it's safe to say you remain a top skater on this planet, too.
Still, I had no idea I was in the presence of such a star...
Next time I see you, you'll have to give me an autograph!

[underwhelms]

of course!
what should i sign?

[baguablade]

What do you usually sign?
One of the captain's crew was telling me about books that her favorite authors signed?
But I'm not sure it's the same thing...

[underwhelms]

i've signed magazines!
and pictures and notepads
skates and bags
girls' arms and stomachs...

[baguablade]

Why arms and stomachs...?
That seems awfully impractical.

[underwhelms]

i guess because it's kind of racy 😉

[baguablade]

Ooooooooooooooh, that kind of autograph.
You're a pretty popular guy!
I'll have to start keeping the fans away pretty soon, huh?

[underwhelms]

no
i like for them to be around
it makes me feel loved 😊

[baguablade]

I see, I should be ushering them into your arms!