( bootycall )

[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[motivation]

[ dutch almost types "i'm not interested in a real date". which, she's not. sex is a coping mechanism and it's one that's served her reasonably well so far.

but she thinks better of it after a moment. ]

will there be alcohol?

[underwhelms]

of course
i have my own ideas but i can accommodate whatever you want
it'll be catered to you 😉

[motivation]

oh, fine

[ he gets a selfie back ]

1/2

[underwhelms]

[underwhelms]

wow maybe asking for a date is being too greedy
but when should i pick you up?

[motivation]

are you even in wyver

[underwhelms]

[ oh ]

i'm in olympia
i'm not worried about time & distance though
the station's as lovely as anywhere else!

[motivation]

only if there's something to drink

[underwhelms]

there'll be plenty 😉
which means you're in!
i'll get you a date & time can't wait

[motivation]

[ this is a terrible idea ]

great

[underwhelms]

what's your name btw?

[motivation]

i’m dutch
what’s yours, pretty boy

[underwhelms]

jean-jacques
but you can call me jj

[motivation]

sure thing, pretty boy

[ is she ever going to call him that? probably not. ]

[underwhelms]

[ that works out just fine

he might actually prefer being called "pretty boy" ]