underwhelms | ( bootycall )

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

of course
i have my own ideas but i can accommodate whatever you want
it'll be catered to you 😉

wow maybe asking for a date is being too greedy
but when should i pick you up?

are you even in wyver

[ oh ]

i'm in olympia
i'm not worried about time & distance though
the station's as lovely as anywhere else!

only if there's something to drink

there'll be plenty 😉
which means you're in!
i'll get you a date & time can't wait

[ this is a terrible idea ]

great

what's your name btw?

i’m dutch
what’s yours, pretty boy

jean-jacques
but you can call me jj

sure thing, pretty boy

[ is she ever going to call him that? probably not. ]

[ that works out just fine

he might actually prefer being called "pretty boy" ]