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[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
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[underwhelms]

of christ
it's a long story i can set up a bible study if you really want to know

but i don't even have 1 wife
much less two!

[pebblestone]

Then why did she refer to you as her husband? She even said she had asked you to be her bridegroom and that you had accepted.

[underwhelms]

oh yeah i forgot about that
i think she mentioned something like that when we first met...
she's a little girl i wasn't going to break her heart and say no
it's all just pretend anyway

[pebblestone]

So you plan to continue this charade for as long as possible?

[underwhelms]

it's all in good fun i wouldn't be so worried frederick
it's not like she's in love with me

[pebblestone]

[ ]

If you say so.

Are there any other women you've made promises to that I ought to know about?

[underwhelms]

you don't need to worry!
i know how to handle myself around women
why were you talking to diva about it anyway?

[pebblestone]

[ Ah. That. ]

I had meant to send you a message but it was somehow sent to her instead.
It's been happening a frightful amount all day.

[underwhelms]

that has been happening a lot

[ wait a second ]

by the way frederick......
akira told me about your new hobby
i guess you telling him about your nightly activities was an accident too?

[pebblestone]

[ Nightly activities???? ]

I only ride during the day. It's important to get a full night's rest every evening.

[underwhelms]

[ . . . . . ]

does it have to be riding?

[pebblestone]

[ ...... ]

What else would it be? Though sometimes I do give her a treat for a job well done.

[underwhelms]

you're kidding me
frederick
did you hit your head??

[pebblestone]

Not that I can recall.

Why do you ask?

[ why does he sound so shocked???? ]

[underwhelms]

i know about the [ hE CAN'T EVEN SAY IT

THIS IS TOO MUCH ]

you were so upset about the romance novel
forgive me for having a hard time digesting this

[pebblestone]

[ ???????????????????? ]

I fail to see how a romance novel has anything to do with giving my horse a reward for good behavior.

1/2

[underwhelms]

[ are they at home right now because if so fred will hear a loud ]

HORSE?!

[ echo throughout the house ]

[underwhelms]

[ then, much more calmly, ]

that makes so much more sense

[pebblestone]

[ what was that noise just now..... ]

Did you just shout horse from downstairs?

[ anyway, whatever ]

Of course horse, who else would I be referring to?

[underwhelms]

akira [ sorry buddy ] said you were with a woman
not a horse

[pebblestone]

[ ........................... ]

I don't recall saying anything of the sort.
The only woman I've seen since my return is Lady Clair.

[ which is an entire other can of worms but ]

[underwhelms]

i hope he didn't think you were talking about clair!!
she would skewer you if she thought you were talking about her like that

[pebblestone]

I specifically told him I took Marigold out for a ride. How would he think that I was referring to Lady Clair?

In any case, I would never speak of Lady Clair in such uncouth terms.

[underwhelms]

he probably thought marigold was a woman!
would akira know that you have a horse??

[pebblestone]

I had not specifically mentioned it but I recall explicitly saying that I had taken Marigold out for a ride.

How else is someone to construe that sentence?