( bootycall )

[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[summertimeblues]

[he is not having this conversation, not with this daft child]

a horseman of the asspocalypse

[underwhelms]

sounds like something out of a pornography
richie i thought you were wholesome! you know one of those mentor figures that takes kids under his wing

[summertimeblues]

everyone watches porn jj, it's how the people cope

But you're right, I'm no mentor for the wayward children. You'll have to seek answers elsewhere

[underwhelms]

[ JJ doesn't, but he's not going to say that and have Richie think he's lame. ]

you think i'm one of the wayward children?
aren't we just friends?

[summertimeblues]

[being scandalized was all the evidence he needed, you sweet summer child]

didn't you ask me for advice because I'm an "adult?"

and yes we're friends, but I'm still 18 years your senior kiddo. you best be showing some respect for your elders

[underwhelms]

i do respect you as an adult
that's why i came to you for advice 😊
one adult to another...

[summertimeblues]

[okay for all that he laments jj's obtuseness and ego, his delusions are a little bit adorable. And his heart's in the right place. Richie snorts fondly at his phone.]

All right then. Are you feeling better these days?

[underwhelms]

i felt better as soon as i talked to you
it meant a lot that you wanted to help
i hope you're the one who's doing better
since someone seems to be bothering you
you can borrow my ice skates if you ever need them 😉

[ he's jk please don't ever kill someone with his skates ]