( bootycall )

[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[underwhelms]

well if you really want

[ wait a second, hadn't they been talking about cain before this?

damn, jj is too good at bulldozing the conversation toward himself ]

you should tell me about your hobbies from home too

[baguablade]

[ Damnit JJ, why couldn't you just take the subject change! ]

Hobbies, huh...
I guess I read a lot? And napped! Our kingdom's primal beast was suuuuuper fluffy.
The rest of the time I was usually out on missions for my king.

[ He might have been something of a workaholic... ]

[underwhelms]

fluffy??
i thought you said he wasn't an animal

[baguablade]

Bai Zhe is. He's kind of like a big wolf-dog?
Only much fluffier! Ah, I miss petting his ears...
Though I only got to do that the one time, too.

[underwhelms]

so your kingdom was ruled over by a... dog??

[baguablade]

Of course not!
He was the royal advisor.

[underwhelms]

cain this is really hard to understand
this is a talking dog??

[baguablade]

Yes, of course. How else would we communicate with him?

[underwhelms]

i've never spoken to a dog before?
it sounds like a dream

[baguablade]

It's pretty common with primal beasts...
Some of them look like humans but many of them resemble creatures out of myths.
Bai Zhe's much bigger than a normal dog, too.
He's very majestic. (And fluffy!)

[underwhelms]

can you show me a picture?

1/2

[baguablade]

> img.png

[baguablade]

Just kidding!

> img.png

[underwhelms]

[ looks like a... sheep......??

squints

oh, there's a big picture— ]

that just looks like a fluffy dog! [ who's a good boy!! ]
i'd love to have a boss like that

[baguablade]

I told you, he's super fluffy!
He's kind of an annoying boss, though.
He doesn't listen to anyone but the sovereign :|

[underwhelms]

maybe you should scratch him behind the ears more often 😉

[baguablade]

He's not a real dog!
Primal beasts are beings of great power.
We were lucky that one chose to offer his protection to our kingdom.