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[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[baguablade]

Well... It is a bit difficult to get him to smile.
But his glowering is also quite attractive.
It's that heat in his eyes. He brings it to the bedroom, too!

[underwhelms]

heat?? [ 🤔 ]
he is easy to get worked up
he must be like a wildcat in bed
and he probably needs it too
release all that tension 😊

[baguablade]

JJ... Are you asking me to kiss and tell?

[underwhelms]

you're the one that brought up how he is in the bedroom!

[baguablade]

I didn't say I wouldn't.
I'm just asking if you are. :)

[underwhelms]

depending on how mad it might make percy
i might be :)

[baguablade]

He'd be steaming mad.
Maybe literally, considering his powers...

[underwhelms]

i don't want him to come after me!!
even if i'm curious :(

[baguablade]

Aren't I your knight? I'd protect you!
Or at least provide a distraction for you to make a getaway. 👌

[underwhelms]

well if i've got your blessing 😉
what are the juicy details?

[baguablade]

Even though he's so grumpy all the time, he's very gentle.
But of course, very passionate, too!

[underwhelms]

whooo sounds sexy!
i didn't think you were the gentle type cain
since you're such a masochist

[baguablade]

Wait, I'm a masochist??????

[underwhelms]

aren't you??

[baguablade]

No!!! Of course I'm not!

[underwhelms]

oh that's interesting

[baguablade]

Why does it sound like you don't believe me?

[underwhelms]

because you have a habit of pretending like you're not hurt when you are?

[baguablade]

Even if I DID do that — and I'm not saying I do!
That wouldn't make me a masochist!

[underwhelms]

okay!
i think it's cute you have gentle sex
how romantic 😉

[baguablade]

Well... it IS romantic.
It's cute that Percy's a big softie under all the bluster, right?
And I like that about him!

[underwhelms]

you're pretty cute cain
percy is a lucky guy!!! 😉
you get to do so much fun relationship now!
planning dates and getting excited over anniversaries 👍

[baguablade]

Planning dates and anniversaries...
I guess that's part of a relationship, isn't it?
We haven't done any of that, though...

[underwhelms]

i guess not every couple makes a big deal out of things
i think it's fun though!!
do you want to marry him?

[baguablade]

MARRY???????????