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[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

Comments

[underwhelms]

cam 2? that's not a name
even if you want to name him after yourself
maybe we can call him cammy

[dontgiveabuckland]

i didnt name him!

hes jiutous pet

i think

[underwhelms]

he's our pet now
he deserves something more dignified than cam 2

[dontgiveabuckland]

cam 2 is dignified!

[It's 2x Cam. What could be better?]

what do you want to call him?

[underwhelms]

[ JJ's such a hypocrite because he would 100% name an animal after himself.

Case in point: ]

jean

[dontgiveabuckland]

thats a weird name for a chinchilla

what about fred

[Just go through the people in their house.]

[underwhelms]

i like jean

[dontgiveabuckland]

i like cam 2!

besides he'll get confused if we keep changing his name.

what if i started calling you... bartholomew?

[underwhelms]

he's a chinchilla, he probably doesn't even realize he has a name!

[dontgiveabuckland]

maybe

oh hes chewing on something do you have anything important under your bed?

[underwhelms]

what?!
don't eat my stuff!!

[dontgiveabuckland]

im not!!

it's cam 2!

[underwhelms]

i don't care which cam it is you're going to replace anything you destroy!

[dontgiveabuckland]

so you agree that his name should be cam

[underwhelms]

yeah
it's a lot easier to get mad at something named cam than something named jean

[dontgiveabuckland]

[Nice]

wait what do you mean by that?

[underwhelms]

i think it's pretty clear

[dontgiveabuckland]

clear that just 1 cam isn't enough so now you need 2 cams?

[That's what it sounds like to him.]

[underwhelms]

[ 🙄 ]

are you fishing for a confession??

this thread is gay

[dontgiveabuckland]

im not fishing

trying to fish cam 2 out maybe

[Seriously, how do you get animals to do what you want?]

quelle surprise

[underwhelms]

if it's me that cam 2 likes maybe you can lure him out with one of my shirts

;D

[dontgiveabuckland]

thats too much work

im just going to leave some grapes out he'll probably come out

[If not, you have a new roommate!]

[underwhelms]

you can leave him there...
it's nice to have company