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[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[motivation]

If they keep him in stasis but not us, it'd be easy.

( she's not sure that's possible. she's also not letting herself feel anything for or about the dragon. easier that way to kill it, even if his sadness reverberated through her. )

[underwhelms]

Forever? Just hovering there? [ He grimaces. ] Who would be able to relax like that?

[motivation]

Not forever. Just long enough for us to slice and dice.

[underwhelms]

You're right, let him come back just long enough to get his head sliced off.

[ Gross. ]

I don't get why the Natha don't just do it themselves. It seems like less work than freezing the entire planet.

[motivation]

Who the hells knows why they do anything.

( she’d sound grumpier about that if she wasn’t as tired as she is. )

[underwhelms]

You're right. [ He rubs his face, there's really no point in trying to figure them out. ] Want a drink?

[motivation]

Always.

( a beat. ) In a few hours. ( she needs sleep more than she needs that drink and jim kirk is a heavy and very asleep weight against her side. yes, she's texting jj while in be with another guy. )

[underwhelms]

[ 👀 ]

im going to get a head start 🍺🍻
but i'll liveblog my adventures so you don't feel like you're missing out

[motivation]

How sweet of you.

[underwhelms]

I figure you miss me.

[ Maybe Dutch can hear him winking. ]

[motivation]

Desperately.

( maybe he can hear the dry sarcasm. )