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its disgusting?

_{[Well...that's a pretty negative reaction. She wasn't expecting that.]}

but ive been told for years and years i have to have one

i don't know that much about where you come from but no one should be telling you that
deciding to have kids is your decision because it's a huge decision
you're bringing another person into the world

im from france remember
oh
i guess i never really thought about what would happen to the baby after
since they wanted it not me

_{[Clearly she didn't put much thought into it.]}

[ traumatised stare into the distance ]

please don't have a baby
you can't do that to a child??
they're going to need you once they're born!

i didnt have anyone
why would they need me

anyway jj i cant have a baby
im sterile

that's not how you raise a baby!
if you really want a child then you can observe me to do it when i have kids

oh
but how will you if none of us can have babies

trust me
i'm going to find a way!

if you find a way then you should have a baby with me

_{[Diva...missing the point...again...]}

[ . . . ]

you should only be having kids with the person you love diva

oh
really
solomon never told me that either

i think you should stop taking lifestyle advice from solomon

should i get it from you then jj

yeah because i'm amazing 💪

you are
thats why youre my favourite ❤

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