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[underwhelms]

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[underwhelms]

i didn't get too hurt
but i've never seen anyone die before

[tzaraisen]

Although I doubt it will be the last time you will have to witness such a thing, I will work as hard as I can to make it so.

[underwhelms]

percival...
that made my heart flutter

[tzaraisen]

Oh?

But you know I am a taken man.

[underwhelms]

that's what i used to say too 😉
haha but cain is amazing!!
you should brag about him more

[tzaraisen]

Used to? Have you come to enjoy the company of someone here?

Hm. Between the both of you, the last thing either of you need is an even more inflated ego.

[ actually cain needs to love himself more, but close enough

also no thats embarrassing ]

[underwhelms]

of course not!
there's only one person for me 😊 [ this emoji is FAKE ]

but he speaks so highly of you
i want to see what your loving side looks like too

[tzaraisen]

Your dedication is truly admirable. Though I would be happy for you if you had found someone special on El Nysa.

I don't have such a side. If I do, this is it.

[underwhelms]

i don't think that's true

[ but he's not going to mention that cain gave up details about their sex life because he doesn't want to die ]

but you'd be happy for me?
i didn't know you were so concerned about me...

[ blushu ]

[tzaraisen]

I am not concerned.

Isn't it normal to wish happiness for a comrade?

[ *cough* friend *cough* ]

[underwhelms]

i never realized how deeply you cared about me
i care about you too percival
you can ask me for help with anything!

[tzaraisen]

That isn't at all what I said.

[ except it is. tsun!!! ]

What could you possibly help me with?

[underwhelms]

romance! the language of love!

[tzaraisen]

I do perfectly well for myself in that area.

[underwhelms]

percival there is always room for improvement!
even for someone like me

[tzaraisen]

What do you suggest, then, if you are such an expert?

[underwhelms]

start with something classic
rose petals everywhere and candles
cook his favourite food and put on some nice music
talk about things that he finds interesting

[ 😍 ]

[tzaraisen]

You are assuming I don't already do these things.

[ i mean he kinda died right after they started dating but that's not his fault ]

Perhaps there is a side of me you don't know after all.

[underwhelms]

that really is a surprise...
go get im tiger 😘

[tzaraisen]

Tell me more about this cooking suggestion, however. That isn't my forte.

You can cook?

[underwhelms]

yeah i lived on my own! i wasn't going to starve
diet is very important!!
what kind of food does cain like? just make it for him

[tzaraisen]

I would have thought a famous athlete such as yourself would have servants to tend after him.

He likes many things, but he is a fan of heavy spice. His tolerance may even be higher than my own.

[underwhelms]

no i didn't have servants
unless you count younger siblings 😀

and that explains why he likes you so much [ since percy is "hot" ha ha ha ]
i bet vane could teach you how to whip up something cain likes
you guys all live together anyway