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[underwhelms]

hey, you've reached
✨👑KING JJ👑✨

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[baguablade]

I'm not sure inspiring is the word I'd use...
Vane's life may be in danger.

[underwhelms]

[ ummm he's pretty sure inspiring is the best word to use

but anyway - ]

vane??
what does he have to do with anything?

[baguablade]

Percival relieves stress by recreationally threatening his life.

[underwhelms]

i think he does that to everyone
it's not a problem
vane probably knows what a softie he is!!

[baguablade]

Vane is possibly the only one on the whole planet who believes Percival's threats of grievous bodily injury.

[ Too pure... ]

[underwhelms]

poor vane!!

[ he'll buy him an ice cream next time they run into each other ]

[baguablade]

So? How did Percival get the picture in the first place?
Have you started sending the daily selfie to someone else?
Am I being cast off for another?

[underwhelms]

percival's phone is like the bermuda triangle
all kinds of strange things happen with him
basically what i'm trying to say is that it was an accident
i would never abandon you for him there's no way i'd be able to go on without the compliments!

[baguablade]

I see, so I should check it for selfies of other strange men...
I'll report back with my findings as soon as I've managed to liberate it from him!
In the meantime, I'm glad to hear that you're not cheating on me. :)

[underwhelms]

you're sounding a little possessive cain
not that i can't understand why
but i didn't know we had that kind of relationship 😉

[baguablade]

Your selfies brighten every day for me. 🌞

[underwhelms]

that isn't the reaction i got from percival
and that's why i'll never leave you

[baguablade]

And I've already sworn my loyalty to my king!
Do you think I should start sending Percival selfies, too?
Maybe he just needs to get used to the concept.

[underwhelms]

i think that's a GREAT idea
i think you should definitely do that when he's out in public
i also think you should skip the pants and not just the shirt while you're at it

[baguablade]

[ Cain would have played along quite happily if this were two months ago... But it's not. He can't do that to Percival, not and go quite so far. It'd be crossing too much of a line. His message comes after a suspiciously long pause. ]

Sadly, I don't think my abs are quite as defined and glistening as yours.
I wouldn't want to give him reason to compare!

[underwhelms]

HAHAHA
CAIN
your descriptions are so pornographic!
have you ever thought about becoming a romance novelist?

[baguablade]

Are they really pornographic???
I guess I have had to listen to Leo-nee reading her romance novels a lot, though...

[underwhelms]

it's enough to make me embarrassed [ even though he does not sound embarrassed in the least ]
i think you'd find a lot of success!
you can use me as a muse 😘😘

[baguablade]

Huh. "Love on the Ice" does sound like a pretty good title.
The scorching romance between a skater and his coach, during the chill of the...
Actually, what do you do with ice skating? Is there some sort of big competition?

1/2

[underwhelms]

that's not my story cain it's another skater's
it's pretty scandalous for a skater to be sleeping with their coach
mostly because coaches are usually twice their age
hmmmm
but i can see the appeal? hollywood makes age gaps look pretty sexy

[underwhelms]

wait a second
"big competition"????
did i never tell you????
figure skating is a sport!! you're tested on music, interpretation, physical mastery of all techniques and elements
and you have to make everything look as easy as pie when you perform!
skaters from all across the globe compete against each other
and the highest competition only allows 16 skaters to compete for a medal
another one only allows 6!!!
out of the entire world!!

[baguablade]

I had no idea it was such a grand competition... Like the Platinum Sky!
Airship racers come from all around the skydom in Phantagrande to race.
So have you been in these figure skating competitions? You're very good, right?

[underwhelms]

among the best in the world!!
or at least i was on earth
it's a little harder to gauge on el nysa
but i'm confident in myself 💪

[baguablade]

Seeing as you opened the first rink in Olympia, I think it's safe to say you remain a top skater on this planet, too.
Still, I had no idea I was in the presence of such a star...
Next time I see you, you'll have to give me an autograph!

[underwhelms]

of course!
what should i sign?